So it's 2:30 a.m...and a girl who lives 3 floors below me

[Syringer]

who I haven't talked to in months IMs me and wants me to come kill a spider in their place..

What's it with girls and spiders?

 

[Colt45]

knock on the door. have it whipped out, so as soon as she opens the door she sees you in your full manhoodnessish.

 

[tallest1]

Tell her a sexin a day keeps the spiders away

 

[joohang]

Just be a gentleman and get rid of the spider.

 

[episodic]

Originally posted by: Syringer
who I haven't talked to in months IMs me and wants me to come kill a spider in their place..

What's it with girls and spiders?

Try to talk to her more than once every few months and find out . . .

 

[alm99]

Originally posted by: Colt45
knock on the door. have it whipped out, so as soon as she opens the door she sees you in your full manhoodnessish.

considering its 6am, its definitely the appropriate time.

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: Syringer
who I haven't talked to in months IMs me and wants me to come kill a spider in their place..

What's it with girls and spiders?

GEEK!!

Dont post about that on ATOT! Go down there, kill the spider, lick the kitty then knock the bottom out of it!! THEN post on ATOT
"Downstairs neighbor need a spider killed, a kitty licked and the bottom knocked out"

Jeez man!!!

 

[jdiddy]

Smack it up flip it rub it down maan take advantage of the situation its a sign.

 

[dartworth]

:camera:'s

her and the spider...

 

[Thoreau]

Originally posted by: dartworth
:camera:'s

her and the spider...

I'd rather just see the aformentioned kitty.

 

[FuZoR]

she hasnt talk to you in months... and goes ask for a favor...

sucks being used eh ;-)

 

[BMdoobieW]

Originally posted by: Thoreau

Originally posted by: dartworth
:camera:'s

her and the spider...

I'd rather just see the aformentioned kitty.

The kitty will probably be under the bed while there is a stranger in the house

 

[ohtwell]

She probably wants you to kill the spider between her legs.


I'm not at all afraid of spiders. I usually investigate them for a while before I kill them.


: ) Amanda

 

[KC5AV]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
She probably wants you to kill the spider between her legs.


I'm not at all afraid of spiders. I usually investigate them for a while before I kill them.


: ) Amanda

If there's a spider down THERE, run away.

 

[Schadenfroh]

this will make a great oppurtunity to slip a wireless camera into their room

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: tallest1
Tell her a sexin a day keeps the spiders away

heh heh

 

[bandana163]

Wireless cam, eh?
1984 > all.

Kill the spider and make her pay.

 

[PingSpike]

Knee jerk reaction to question: Are you retarded?

Are you sure this girl might not have a thing for you or something? Perhaps instead of saying "My apple juice might get warm" or whatever lame excuse you gave to get out of it, you should have gone down there and felt the situation out.

Unless she's like a horse woman or something, in which case you should have just told her you had really bad diarreha and immediately logged off AIM.

 

[DurocShark]

I'm sure it's too late now, but if you take a cam down and say "I want pics of the spider" then conveniently take pics of her while you're at it.

"What flash?"

 

[Aharami]

if she aint ugly, go down there, kill the spider, and see what happens from there. i bet she's horny and needs some lovin

if she's ugly, then run! run like hell!!

 

Respond with:

Oh, ill kill your spider alright.

 

[Hammer]

tell you'll only do it for sex (if she's cute) or a bj (if she's not)

 

[thomsbrain]

hint: this has nothing to do with a spider.

 

[Leejai]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
hint: this has nothing to do with a spider.

i agree...don't forget to update w/ :camera:'s

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Leejai

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
hint: this has nothing to do with a spider.

i agree...don't forget to update w/ :camera:'s

yup...where's them pics?