So it's 2:30 a.m...and a girl who lives 3 floors below me

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Aquaman

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Originally posted by: ohtwell
She probably wants you to kill the spider between her legs. ;)


I'm not at all afraid of spiders. I usually investigate them for a while before I kill them. :D


: ) Amanda
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ohtwell = blackwidow :Q ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
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FrustratedUser

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Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: Syringer
who I haven't talked to in months IMs me and wants me to come kill a spider in their place..

What's it with girls and spiders?:confused:
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GEEK!!

Dont post about that on ATOT! Go down there, kill the spider, lick the kitty then knock the bottom out of it!! THEN post on ATOT
"Downstairs neighbor need a spider killed, a kitty licked and the bottom knocked out"

Jeez man!!!
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Could not have said it better.

DUDE!!! GO DOWN THERE!!!!11!!!!!
 
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MomAndSkoorbaby

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Skoorbie was once asked to kill a giant bug by a girl who lived below us when we lived in an apartment. This was shortly after we moved to Alabama and realized how big the bugs grew! He looked at her like she was crazy and told her he was probably more scared of it! I nearly laughed my ass off! :D
 
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crimson117

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Originally posted by: Colt45
knock on the door. have it whipped out, so as soon as she opens the door she sees you in your full manhoodnessish.
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Man you must get all the babes with that move:laugh:
 
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Yeeny

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Originally posted by: crimson117
Originally posted by: Colt45
knock on the door. have it whipped out, so as soon as she opens the door she sees you in your full manhoodnessish.
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Man you must get all the babes with that move:laugh:
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especially calling it a manhoodnessish. i know that makes me all week in the knees!
 
GagHalfrunt

GagHalfrunt

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Originally posted by: Colt45
knock on the door. have it whipped out, so as soon as she opens the door she sees you in your full manhoodnessish.
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And after she gets done laughing, kill the spider for her.
 
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ElFenix

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Originally posted by: ohtwell
I'm not at all afraid of spiders. I usually investigate them for a while before I kill them. :D


: ) Amanda
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you sound like a kitty yourself :p
 
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NikPreviousAcct

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Dress up as some goofy outfit-made-of-household-items super hero and charge around her appartment warning the spider and other evil things before dueling to the death with it. She'll get a kick out of it and ask you over more often (or never talk to you again).
 
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maziwanka

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Originally posted by: Colt45
knock on the door. have it whipped out, so as soon as she opens the door she sees you in your full manhoodnessish.
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hahahaha. i say go with this plan.
 
PingSpike

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: MainFramed
lol, waiting to read this update :p
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I can see it already. Cliffs notes will read "Turned down a free blow job from hottie in my building because I'm super dense."
 
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Electric Amish

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*sigh*

A female college student asks a male college student to come to her room (who gives a fvck what the reason is) and the first thing the male does is post to a BBS???

What the HELL is this world coming to??
 
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