So it's 2:30 a.m...and a girl who lives 3 floors below me

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Shelly21

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Originally posted by: Syringer
[01:23] Her: hi, what are you doing right now?
[01:24] Me: not much
[01:24] Her: there's something weird going on with our computer
[01:24] Me: really, like what?
[01:24] Her: i don't know, do you think you can come look at it?
[01:25] Her: it's hard to explain

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Yeah, the spider that you didn't kill crawl into the computer and died. :D
 
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Cable God

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If you haven't knocked the bottom outta BOTH of them, you need your head examined, or you are just plainly too dense. They ask you to kill a spider. You make a big deal outta it. I woulda just killed the spider, and knocked the dust off both of those putty tats, and then fixed their PC and repeated the whole thing over again. Sounds like the beginning of a WONDERFUL relationship :) But, then again, you are too dense.
 
SP33Demon

SP33Demon

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Originally posted by: Syringer
The convo from Trillian:

[02:23] Her: sorry to bother you, but, um, what do you know about killing spiders?
[02:23] Her: without it moving anywhere...
[02:24] Me: i just take a piece of paper and smush it
[02:24] Her: no
[02:24] Her: we can't.
[02:24] Me: ha
[02:24] Me: hmm
[02:24] Her: i have an aversion to squishing bugs...
[02:24] Me: spray it with something poisonous
[02:25] Her: anyway, we're afraid that we'll miss and it'll scurry off somewhere, where we wouldn't be able to locate it
[02:25] Her: that's what i said too
[02:25] Her: the problem is that we may get it on in Clarissa's bed and it would be a distraction...
[02:25] Me: move the bed out of the way
[02:25] Her: want to come down here and help us out, and then we can find the "snake"?

To be continued..possibly ;)
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skace

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Rofl, stickied... thats awesome.

But seriously. It is obvious that Syringer didn't do anything or he would be gloating about it. He probably never went over and killed the spider or fixed the computer. On top of that, the reality is that the girls are probably ugly too.
 
MedicBob

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... This is slowly getting out of control. ATOT is not on their game as usual. There should have been 5 pages in 2 hours, not in days.

BTW, Update?
 
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SWScorch

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Update: he was afraid to go down there, not because of the spider but because real live girls were there. Thus, he cowered in fear behind his computer while they enlisted the aid of another guy who was not afraid of vaginas and had a threesome with him. Meanwhile, Syringer killed kittens while looking at anime porn and desparately tried to fathom a good update which belied his geekish tendencies.

Sorry, Syringer :D
 
PingSpike

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: Syringer
[01:23] Her: hi, what are you doing right now?
[01:24] Me: not much
[01:24] Her: there's something weird going on with our computer
[01:24] Me: really, like what?
[01:24] Her: i don't know, do you think you can come look at it?
[01:25] Her: it's hard to explain

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You are a disgrace to the male race everywhere if you did not going down there and get it on.
 
erikistired

erikistired

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now we're gonna have like 8 posts in FI about too many stickies! gah!

and you sir are retarded.
 
Kyle

Kyle

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: Syringer
[01:23] Her: hi, what are you doing right now?
[01:24] Me: not much
[01:24] Her: there's something weird going on with our computer
[01:24] Me: really, like what?
[01:24] Her: i don't know, do you think you can come look at it?
[01:25] Her: it's hard to explain

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You are a disgrace to the male race everywhere if you did not going down there and get it on.
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Nah- I see that more as them using him...theres nothing sexy about a guy fixing your computer.
 
PingSpike

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: Kyle
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: Syringer
[01:23] Her: hi, what are you doing right now?
[01:24] Me: not much
[01:24] Her: there's something weird going on with our computer
[01:24] Me: really, like what?
[01:24] Her: i don't know, do you think you can come look at it?
[01:25] Her: it's hard to explain

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You are a disgrace to the male race everywhere if you did not going down there and get it on.
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Nah- I see that more as them using him...theres nothing sexy about a guy fixing your computer.
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Possibly. But to let a potential opportunity for freaky sex with the neighbor girl just slide by flies in the face of everything we stand for. He must try, for that is the first step to doing. (a hot girl)
 
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