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I don't get the bad parody lines...maybe nightmare...but it's hardly a joke. If you are unhappy with it just stay in your room and turn your Wii up.

Anyway demand was through the roof on our previously niche product so we have opened up more slots to take place after Mother's Day.

Book your Oedipus Pack for delivery after Mother's day and you will get a free "Happy Belaided Mother's Day" card with the purchase and a free video of the event (a $69.95 value). Please let us know within 24 hours of booking if you'd like the video option so we know to pack a dwarf and vidcam.

Some women have been asking about those that live at home with their mothers. We are offering a brand new series affectionately called "Making fish tacos with mom"...it's still not an official package so there are some waivers to sign (we get rights to film as well and the right to rebroadcast). The big advantage is it will be absolutely free to the first 20 callers providing they fill out our feedback forms. It's a great deal and we are sure it will be a hit.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
can we ban alkemyst already?

i think the guys at the insane asylum are tired of him tying up the computer.

I thought parodies (let alone stupid, bad and obvious ones in the wrong forums) were a bannable/vacationable offense themselves?
 
how you guys all just go with what the poster before you states. Anyway...making my rounds. You guys shouldn't take it so personally.
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
how you guys all just go with what the poster before you states. Anyway...making my rounds. You guys shouldn't take it so personally.

English please?
 
Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: alkemyst
how you guys all just go with what the poster before you states. Anyway...making my rounds. You guys shouldn't take it so personally.

English please?

Where did I lose you? check out www.hop.com and try again.

ps. posts are more stream of consciousness usually than works of prose.
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: alkemyst
how you guys all just go with what the poster before you states. Anyway...making my rounds. You guys shouldn't take it so personally.

English please?

Where did I lose you? check out www.hop.com and try again.

ps. posts are more stream of consciousness usually than works of prose.

You lost me with the stupid parody to start...
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: alkemyst
how you guys all just go with what the poster before you states. Anyway...making my rounds. You guys shouldn't take it so personally.

English please?

Where did I lose you? check out www.hop.com and try again.

ps. posts are more stream of consciousness usually than works of prose.

And you fancy yourself Shakespear with your diatribe about your secret fantasies with your own mother.....pot meet kettle.

 
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: alkemyst
how you guys all just go with what the poster before you states. Anyway...making my rounds. You guys shouldn't take it so personally.

English please?

Where did I lose you? check out www.hop.com and try again.

ps. posts are more stream of consciousness usually than works of prose.

And you fancy yourself Shakespear with your diatribe about your secret fantasies with your own mother.....pot meet kettle.

not at all, we are not allowed to service our own relatives. Not that I would want to though.
 
Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: alkemyst
how you guys all just go with what the poster before you states. Anyway...making my rounds. You guys shouldn't take it so personally.

English please?

Where did I lose you? check out www.hop.com and try again.

ps. posts are more stream of consciousness usually than works of prose.

You lost me with the stupid parody to start...

ahh...you could have skipped the thread though.
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: alkemyst
how you guys all just go with what the poster before you states. Anyway...making my rounds. You guys shouldn't take it so personally.

English please?

Where did I lose you? check out www.hop.com and try again.

ps. posts are more stream of consciousness usually than works of prose.

You lost me with the stupid parody to start...

ahh...you could have skipped the thread though.

How was I to know it was a parody if I skipped it?
 
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Aren't you married?

What does that have to do with my job?

Nothing....But are you?

yes I am married, I have mentioned this SEVERAL times in posts you have responded too.

Not all marriages are closed sexually though which was my point.
 
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