alkemyst
No Lifer
I'm a milf hunter.
There.
I've said it.
It's all out in the open now.
Did you see Kimbo vs Milf Hunter? Remember what your mom's look like first thing in the morning. That's why I don't talk about it. That's why I basically kept it under wraps this whole time.
I finally came clean in this thread because I couldn't ethically keep it from you anymore without full disclosure. If you guys are curious about it feel free to ask, I will try to be professional with anything that may be personal to your 'mom'.
Real life milf hunters experiences aren't that different from what Kimbo did in that movie. We get a lot of clients through referrals and CL. I coach only women, although with today's life partners being able to adopt; some of my colleagues work with men. It got to be a lot harder being a gay milf. Having to figure out how to breast feed without breast must be anything but straightforward.
The fees are expensive and probably why you didn't get that XBOX for Christmas or that rare pack of MtG cards. Some of these milfs will spend their kids college money all in one day. Ironically, most of our clients are not exactly well-to-do...we have had to bring our own mattresses sometimes even spring for a room. Few of them probably make 6 figures or more, at least whoever paid for their plastic surgery probably did. However, we are an investment...keeping us happy keeps them happy. We are something that helps them cut back a bit on the xanax and valium each day.
We do both individual and group training, we have DVDs and HDDVDs in action. We offer PTA specials usually.
We are a milf hunting company, we don't lay down a guilt trip, they are home all day with nothing to do so they may as well be done. We warn our customers that we can be addicting. We have seen life fortunes transfer to our accounts in the matter of hours. Unfortunately we are not a cure, just a bandage.
The guess the biggest difference between what is portrayed online and what happens in real life is much of the time there is a reason we are getting called. Sometimes the beer goggles do nothing and you can't unsee'd what you saw'd. We teach them to accept this can try to block out our screams.
The problem with trying to do only the 'hot moms' is they are long and far in between, face it after 40 it's like rent-a-wreck. The car usually works just fine, but damn even new paint won't help much. You may as well be playing the lottery, so instead we drink a lot.
Fashion. Grooming. Conversational skills. Body language. Beliefs and confidence. Etc. Becoming attractive is not important with these losers and applying a thin cover of social skills simply puts you way over the top to them. It's about transforming them into someone who is thinks they are attractive at their core. It's not an easy journey. But few things worthwhile ever are.
The other thing is that we practice what we preach. I don't sit in a classroom and lecture milfs for 10 hours and then go home and play pokemon (despite that sounding really fun). After talking about the various aspects of what makes them attractive, i take the milfs out into the bar and club scene and demonstrate everything i've just talked about. They watch as I approach their younger counterparts and as they attract random drunks in the bar and I show them that if i can do it, they can too. Then I coach them as they try it out for themselves and learn how to accept what is available from 9 to 5 on a workday. It's an experience that's been called "teh hawt", "prudy good", and "THAT'S NICE" from clients in Springfield, Franklin, and even Kazakhstan, respectively. It truly is a rewarding job to be able to transform lives.
I don't usually talk about what i do, but it's already out in the open so whatever. If you guys have any questions, ask away.
Å
There.
I've said it.
It's all out in the open now.
Did you see Kimbo vs Milf Hunter? Remember what your mom's look like first thing in the morning. That's why I don't talk about it. That's why I basically kept it under wraps this whole time.
I finally came clean in this thread because I couldn't ethically keep it from you anymore without full disclosure. If you guys are curious about it feel free to ask, I will try to be professional with anything that may be personal to your 'mom'.
Real life milf hunters experiences aren't that different from what Kimbo did in that movie. We get a lot of clients through referrals and CL. I coach only women, although with today's life partners being able to adopt; some of my colleagues work with men. It got to be a lot harder being a gay milf. Having to figure out how to breast feed without breast must be anything but straightforward.
The fees are expensive and probably why you didn't get that XBOX for Christmas or that rare pack of MtG cards. Some of these milfs will spend their kids college money all in one day. Ironically, most of our clients are not exactly well-to-do...we have had to bring our own mattresses sometimes even spring for a room. Few of them probably make 6 figures or more, at least whoever paid for their plastic surgery probably did. However, we are an investment...keeping us happy keeps them happy. We are something that helps them cut back a bit on the xanax and valium each day.
We do both individual and group training, we have DVDs and HDDVDs in action. We offer PTA specials usually.
We are a milf hunting company, we don't lay down a guilt trip, they are home all day with nothing to do so they may as well be done. We warn our customers that we can be addicting. We have seen life fortunes transfer to our accounts in the matter of hours. Unfortunately we are not a cure, just a bandage.
The guess the biggest difference between what is portrayed online and what happens in real life is much of the time there is a reason we are getting called. Sometimes the beer goggles do nothing and you can't unsee'd what you saw'd. We teach them to accept this can try to block out our screams.
The problem with trying to do only the 'hot moms' is they are long and far in between, face it after 40 it's like rent-a-wreck. The car usually works just fine, but damn even new paint won't help much. You may as well be playing the lottery, so instead we drink a lot.
Fashion. Grooming. Conversational skills. Body language. Beliefs and confidence. Etc. Becoming attractive is not important with these losers and applying a thin cover of social skills simply puts you way over the top to them. It's about transforming them into someone who is thinks they are attractive at their core. It's not an easy journey. But few things worthwhile ever are.
The other thing is that we practice what we preach. I don't sit in a classroom and lecture milfs for 10 hours and then go home and play pokemon (despite that sounding really fun). After talking about the various aspects of what makes them attractive, i take the milfs out into the bar and club scene and demonstrate everything i've just talked about. They watch as I approach their younger counterparts and as they attract random drunks in the bar and I show them that if i can do it, they can too. Then I coach them as they try it out for themselves and learn how to accept what is available from 9 to 5 on a workday. It's an experience that's been called "teh hawt", "prudy good", and "THAT'S NICE" from clients in Springfield, Franklin, and even Kazakhstan, respectively. It truly is a rewarding job to be able to transform lives.
I don't usually talk about what i do, but it's already out in the open so whatever. If you guys have any questions, ask away.
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