So I was mowing the lawn yesterday and walked into a HUGE spiderweb

[lokiju]

I walked through a huge spiderweb when mowing yesterday evening after I got home from work. I HATE spiders more than I probably should, probably has something to do with having a really bad bite from one as a kid. So after I stopped freaking out and had my wife check me out to make sure no spider was actually on me, I looked up and I freaked out when I saw this.

 

[randay]

HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE TEN INCHES BIG!

 

[Platypus]

fuck that

 

[JM Aggie08]

Holy resolutions Batman!

 

[ch33zw1z]

Run, fast....to get a shoe! *squash*

 

[FYIImaSpy]

New pet for you. Catch some insects and throw it to the web to feed him.

 

[waggy]

it looks like its attached to the house. so i suspect you burned down the house to kill it right?

 

[Crusty]

Gas + torch + lawn = dead spider = win

 

[BassBomb]

oh my god NUKE THE WHOLE CONTINENT

 

[Scouzer]

When spiders get that big the best way to kill them is to use a hard cover book. Open the book, insert spider, slam book shut. Throw the book into the garbage.

 

[joesmoke]

somebody alert syringer?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
When spiders get that big the best way to kill them is to use a hard cover book. Open the book, insert spider, slam book shut. Throw the book into the garbage.

Throw kerosene in the trashcan, calmly toss smoldering cigar in while walking away in slow motion. Fuck spiders.

 

[krylon]

camera specs? :camera: of your wife next in the same resolution?

 

[Barfo]

that's an ugly mofo

 

[Krazy4Real]

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
Holy resolutions Batman!

Haha! This.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: randay
HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE TEN INCHES BIG!

And randay lobs a soft-ball.....who will swing??????


Edit: Holy gawd kill it!

 

[MotF Bane]

Kill it with fire! FIRE!

 

[WolverineGator]

Hmmm.... tasty!

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Scouzer
When spiders get that big the best way to kill them is to use a hard cover book. Open the book, insert spider, slam book shut. Throw the book into the garbage.

Throw kerosene in the trashcan, calmly toss smoldering cigar in while walking away in slow motion. Fuck spiders.

the smoldering fire will act as a homing beacon for the necessary surgical air strike that will drop a fuel air bomb to take out three city blocks.

 

[OCGuy]

On second thought, dont. This video says not to.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: randay
HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE TEN INCHES BIG!

that's what she said!

 

[eldorado99]

Isn't that just a barn spider? Big whoop, theres hundreds of those in my yard right now. In fact there is one big one that made a web in my window. I named it Wally.

 

[JulesMaximus]

:music:Mow the lawn! Mow the lawn! Mow it, trim it, cut it, clip it!:music:

 

[krylon]

oh hay thar im a gay

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: krylon
camera specs? :camera: of your wife next in the same resolution?

Camera I took it with.
I cannot say enough good things about that camera. For a point and shoot it takes awesome pics and awesome HD video.