So I was mowing the lawn yesterday and walked into a HUGE spiderweb

lokiju

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I walked through a huge spiderweb when mowing yesterday evening after I got home from work. I HATE spiders more than I probably should, probably has something to do with having a really bad bite from one as a kid. So after I stopped freaking out and had my wife check me out to make sure no spider was actually on me, I looked up and I freaked out when I saw this.

 

waggy

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it looks like its attached to the house. so i suspect you burned down the house to kill it right?
 

Scouzer

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When spiders get that big the best way to kill them is to use a hard cover book. Open the book, insert spider, slam book shut. Throw the book into the garbage.
 
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Originally posted by: Scouzer
When spiders get that big the best way to kill them is to use a hard cover book. Open the book, insert spider, slam book shut. Throw the book into the garbage.

Throw kerosene in the trashcan, calmly toss smoldering cigar in while walking away in slow motion. Fuck spiders.
 

Jeeebus

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: Scouzer
When spiders get that big the best way to kill them is to use a hard cover book. Open the book, insert spider, slam book shut. Throw the book into the garbage.

Throw kerosene in the trashcan, calmly toss smoldering cigar in while walking away in slow motion. Fuck spiders.

the smoldering fire will act as a homing beacon for the necessary surgical air strike that will drop a fuel air bomb to take out three city blocks.
 

eldorado99

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Isn't that just a barn spider? Big whoop, theres hundreds of those in my yard right now. In fact there is one big one that made a web in my window. I named it Wally.