that's what I forgot to buy at my recent trip to the liquor store!
Need me some Sailor Jerry's Rum. That stuff is absolutely delicious.
I only drink rum only if it is running down a hooker's body. Any other way is just unacceptable.
Why would you pollute GOOD rum in such a way.
Drinking it from the body of a virgin is the ONLY proper way.
EVERYONE knows this.
