So I was given a fifth of rum as a present. . .

[Zargon]

get some tequila

some vodka

some gin

sour mix, and coke

mix in equal quantities

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Rum + Cocaine from the body of a hooker. (Amidoin'itrite?)

Now you are. Or substitute hooker for virgin if Mount Gay is to be had.

 

[lxskllr]

If it's good rum, drink it neat. If it's crappy rum, pina coladas. Rum and soda ruins both ingredients.

 

[TwiceOver]

I would assume that a fifth would be gone by now, but A&W Rootbeer is the best to go with basic rum.

 

[Born2bwire]

Grog!

 

[BoomerD]

99 bottles of rum on the wall, 99 bottles of rum,
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of rum on the wall.............

 

[slightlyhuman]

that's what I forgot to buy at my recent trip to the liquor store!
Need me some Sailor Jerry's Rum. That stuff is absolutely delicious.

jerry>*

 

[F1N3ST]

Get some 151!

 

[Colt45]

nothin like a stiff cuba libre.

 

[guyver01]

what a cheap ass.. only giving you a fifth?

i woulda wanted the whole thing.

 

[JEDIYoda]

I only drink rum only if it is running down a hooker's body. Any other way is just unacceptable.

So I take it you are too young to drink???
Or your parents wouldn`t buy you a hooker.....

 

[derrick2237]

Make a Zombie or my favorite: Long Island

Both taste way better with the good stuff. The difference is like night and day.