- Jun 13, 2000
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....and thought I'd do some grocery shopping. I headed into a food lion and grabbed a cart...bought picked up a loaf of bread and some diet coke... Then it hit me. I realized it was 8:00pm and I hadn't eaten anything since lunch. So I thought, I'll check the deli. They didn't have much...just a couple of boxes of cold fried chicken. I grabbed a 4 piece box and thought, "what would go good with chicken?" Then it hit me...I headed to the beer section and grabbed a nice cold 24oz can of Coors Light. I hit the checkout in full force to pay and get out of there. I got in my car, ripped open the chicken and cracked into the cold beer. I then started my car up and headed down the road doing 25 mph through the ghetto...eating cold fried chicken and drinking beer. That's when it hit me.....my life kicks @ss! It was a great feeling. 
1. Collect beer and cold chicken
2. Cruise
3. ?????#*#???
4. PROFIT!
1. Collect beer and cold chicken
2. Cruise
3. ?????#*#???
4. PROFIT!