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Lifer
Originally posted by: kyzen
I know she's been wanting a puppy for awhile, and today while on a conference call at work I got a text message saying "I bought a dog."
I replied with "huh?"
To which she answered "You know, with ears and a tail."
The last message we've exchanged was me saying "A living, breathing, pissing dog?"
The idea of a puppy pissing all over the carpet and chewing on my video game controllers does not appeal to me. I don't like the idea of having to keep my bedroom door shut all the time to keep the dog out, because our bedrooms get hot, and the AC pumps mainly into the living room, so the only way to keep cool is to have our doors open. I already put up with a gerbil she got a month ago; it chews loudly on its cage all night long.
So, uh, wtf now?
***UPDATE***
She responded with a text message saying "Blue Heeler/Border Collie" mix, which indicates what kind of dog I should expect, but not whether or not she actually got it.
A mutual friend of ours told me she was talking about getting a dog lately for company because I ended up with a new girlfriend about a month ago, and consequently have been out a lot more. The same friend also told me that the room mate was annoyed with me for buying a new LCD TV and putting it in my room, instead of the living room (which currently has my 27" 4 year old Sony SDTV that we rarely use). Either way, if this dog is in revenge for something, that's pretty stupid.
Pics of the puppy will be posted if it exists when I get home (4:30 PM PST).
are you fucking retarded?
she tells you she got a dog but you're still wondering if she got one??? I bet your life is hell, always wondering if what someone tells you is true.
Coworker: "ZOMG!!! the building is on fire!Its going to collapse in 30 seconds!!!"
kyzen: "huh?"
coworker: "you know, with smoke and red flames..."
kyzen: "a hot, burning, billowing smoke kind of fire?"
coworker: "ok...um...i'm out of here! have fun!"
kyzen: "ok, well i guess i'll wait until it starts to collapse on me or i start to get 3rd degree burns before i really know."