So I see this guy in our office eating "Nerds"...

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
...and I says to him I says "You know, you are what you eat!"

The girl in the cubicle next to us laughed.

The guy retorts "Well, that must be why you're a pvssy!"

I smiled as he put the bullseye on his forehead.

I fire back "That's why you're such a big d!ck!!!"


And that's what I did today at the office.

i like nerds. that is why i hang at ATOT 😀

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: NTB

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HotChic
Shaun!! I can't believe you! Salivating over another internet woman so soon after we broke off our virtual engagement?!!?! You manslut! :|

But i.....i just....you didn't....i'm not....


Dammit.

You were previously engaged to HotChic? I was completely unaware of this....

You know, once you have a woman, you really need to stop window shopping!

She can't be *that* mad...I believe she's engaged again already, herself 🙂

Nate

It's times like these that I say either refer to my msn name or to my sig. They say the same thing =)

You're right, it's not very clear - I believe she's engaged in real life. Can't remember where I read it, but I swear I did.

Nate

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: NTB

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HotChic
Shaun!! I can't believe you! Salivating over another internet woman so soon after we broke off our virtual engagement?!!?! You manslut! :|

But i.....i just....you didn't....i'm not....


Dammit.

You were previously engaged to HotChic? I was completely unaware of this....

You know, once you have a woman, you really need to stop window shopping!

She can't be *that* mad...I believe she's engaged again already, herself 🙂

Nate

Wait a minute....you're right!

How can you be mad at me HotChic when you have moved on so quickly? Sounds like something was going on behind MY back too!! :|

Hey now, let's keep reality out of this! I've never ONCE cheated on you on the internet, and here I find out you're all over the ch|-|><0rz the moment my back is turned.

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: NTB

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HotChic
Shaun!! I can't believe you! Salivating over another internet woman so soon after we broke off our virtual engagement?!!?! You manslut! :|

But i.....i just....you didn't....i'm not....


Dammit.

You were previously engaged to HotChic? I was completely unaware of this....

You know, once you have a woman, you really need to stop window shopping!

She can't be *that* mad...I believe she's engaged again already, herself 🙂

Nate

Wait a minute....you're right!

How can you be mad at me HotChic when you have moved on so quickly? Sounds like something was going on behind MY back too!! :|

Hey, relax - it's not me! 😛

Nate

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: NTB

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HotChic
Shaun!! I can't believe you! Salivating over another internet woman so soon after we broke off our virtual engagement?!!?! You manslut! :|

But i.....i just....you didn't....i'm not....


Dammit.

You were previously engaged to HotChic? I was completely unaware of this....

You know, once you have a woman, you really need to stop window shopping!

She can't be *that* mad...I believe she's engaged again already, herself 🙂

Nate

Wait a minute....you're right!

How can you be mad at me HotChic when you have moved on so quickly? Sounds like something was going on behind MY back too!! :|

Hey now, let's keep reality out of this! I've never ONCE cheated on you on the internet, and here I find out you're all over the ch|-|><0rz the moment my back is turned.

So you date one girl in reality and a completely DIFFERENT guy in virtual reality....

one guy can't keep up with you? so you need two?

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: NTB

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HotChic
Shaun!! I can't believe you! Salivating over another internet woman so soon after we broke off our virtual engagement?!!?! You manslut! :|

But i.....i just....you didn't....i'm not....


Dammit.

You were previously engaged to HotChic? I was completely unaware of this....

You know, once you have a woman, you really need to stop window shopping!

She can't be *that* mad...I believe she's engaged again already, herself 🙂

Nate

Wait a minute....you're right!

How can you be mad at me HotChic when you have moved on so quickly? Sounds like something was going on behind MY back too!! :|

Hey now, let's keep reality out of this! I've never ONCE cheated on you on the internet, and here I find out you're all over the ch|-|><0rz the moment my back is turned.

So you date one girl in reality and a completely DIFFERENT guy in virtual reality....

one guy can't keep up with you? so you need two?

^^^^^^ needs basic course in internet &amp; humor.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: NTB

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HotChic
Shaun!! I can't believe you! Salivating over another internet woman so soon after we broke off our virtual engagement?!!?! You manslut! :|

But i.....i just....you didn't....i'm not....


Dammit.

You were previously engaged to HotChic? I was completely unaware of this....

You know, once you have a woman, you really need to stop window shopping!

She can't be *that* mad...I believe she's engaged again already, herself 🙂

Nate

Wait a minute....you're right!

How can you be mad at me HotChic when you have moved on so quickly? Sounds like something was going on behind MY back too!! :|

Hey now, let's keep reality out of this! I've never ONCE cheated on you on the internet, and here I find out you're all over the ch|-|><0rz the moment my back is turned.

YOU broke up with ME! I'm allowed to find replacements! I never cheated on you while we were engaged...and if we are no longer engaged and i am all over the womens, then it isn't cheating!

 

[mwtgg]

Now now ladies. Cool down. Let's all be quiet and read Pyonir's sig.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: NTB

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HotChic
Shaun!! I can't believe you! Salivating over another internet woman so soon after we broke off our virtual engagement?!!?! You manslut! :|

But i.....i just....you didn't....i'm not....


Dammit.

You were previously engaged to HotChic? I was completely unaware of this....

You know, once you have a woman, you really need to stop window shopping!

She can't be *that* mad...I believe she's engaged again already, herself 🙂

Nate

Wait a minute....you're right!

How can you be mad at me HotChic when you have moved on so quickly? Sounds like something was going on behind MY back too!! :|

Hey now, let's keep reality out of this! I've never ONCE cheated on you on the internet, and here I find out you're all over the ch|-|><0rz the moment my back is turned.

So you date one girl in reality and a completely DIFFERENT guy in virtual reality....

one guy can't keep up with you? so you need two?

^^^^^^ needs basic course in internet &amp; humor.

if you can't recognize what I said as a joke...you don't get my sense of humor.

edit: and here i thought everyone by now understood my humor....

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: mwtgg
Now now ladies. Cool down. Let's all be quiet and read Pyonir's sig.

:laugh:

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: mwtgg
Now now ladies. Cool down. Let's all be quiet and read Pyonir's sig.

:laugh:

I can't believe I missed that thread. It's awesome.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Congrats HotChic, you made me find it necassary to update my signature 😛

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Jero
Congrats HotChic, you made me find it necassary to update my signature 😛

<--- Fell for it. 🙂

 

[TheGeek]

lol. pwned

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: s1len7 n1nj4
lol. pwned

Indeed. 🙂 But what would ATOT be without a good pwning once in a while?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: s1len7 n1nj4
lol. pwned

Indeed. 🙂 But what would ATOT be without a good pwning once in a while?

😀

 

[ectx]

busy day at work.

 

[yoda291]

I can't eat nerds, something about cannibalism.

 

[raanemaan]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: ZePHyRaNTHeS
Pics of the girl?

*sigh* Sometimes I hate the ATOT rules...

:thumbsup:

 

[Freejack2]

I just ate some combos, does that mean I'm now a cracker with a cheddar cheese center?

Actually, I'm white so I guess if you use the slang then I would be a cracker, but what the heck would a cheddar cheese center mean? 😛


Anyways if you had said that to me if I was eating nerds, I'd say, "Huh. Want some?" or "If only it was true, then I could eat a few hundred grands and retire from this place."

 

[DerwenArtos12]

This is the type of thread ATOT was founded on, massive credit to all involved! you get 5 Ad points each plus !0 to the OP for the pic and pyonir, hotchic and Jero each get and additional 5pts for the extended conversation over nothing.

 

[preslove]

Wait???? I'm a pussy???!!! 🙁

 

[bharok]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

She has a great personality too. And she is so smart....

all we know from the OP is that she is nice. So how do YOU know she has a great personality? 😉

sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

He is only allowed outside of the hospital twice a month and only under extreme supervision. When do you think she can be airdropped in?

<---Warden

What does his medical history look like for such strict restrictions?

Just your typical delusional paranoid psychotic pschizophrenia w/ brief moments of lucidity. As long as we give him a computer w/ internet access and a jar of peanut butter he is fine.

Mmmmmm peanut butter. Anyone have any bagels!?

I thought the smae thing ..
Mmmmm peanut butter. have not had that in a loong time .....

 

[bharok]

Originally posted by: yoda291
I can't eat nerds, something about cannibalism.

:thumbsup:

 

[faenix]

you are what you eat, unless its PVSSY 😉