So I see this guy in our office eating "Nerds"...

[TheBDB]

POST MORE PICS!

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Dayum... Post a pic of a real live girl and the guys freak out.

I can't help it. I love her.

So you are in love with a woman who you have never met, and have only seen one picture of...

do you by chance have a hormonal imbalance?

NO! I don't have an imbalance! :| Is it so damn hard to believe that I am in love with her!? She's perfect in every way!

Considering you have probably never talked to her....yes I have a hard time beliving you are in love with her....

Maybe you are confusing lust for love. She is a hottie. I admit.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Jero
Funny Story. Cute Girl. However, it's NOT a rule to post pics of girls in question.

She looks like a 10/10 though!

ATOT Rules

Rule 7345 Subsection 432 Paragraph 7 Line 4: Should OP (i.e. original poster) or subsequent replies at any time mention knowledge of an acquaintance with anyone of the female gender, photographs of said female(s) shall be posted immediately after mention.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Jero
Funny Story. Cute Girl. However, it's NOT a rule to post pics of girls in question.

She looks like a 10/10 though!

ATOT Rules

Rule 7345 Subsection 432 Paragraph 7 Line 4: Should OP (i.e. original poster) or subsequent replies at any time mention knowledge of an acquaintance with anyone of the female gender, photographs of said female(s) shall be posted immediately after mention.

Here's the killer question 😀 link to rule? 😉

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Dayum... Post a pic of a real live girl and the guys freak out.

I can't help it. I love her.

So you are in love with a woman who you have never met, and have only seen one picture of...

do you by chance have a hormonal imbalance?

NO! I don't have an imbalance! :| Is it so damn hard to believe that I am in love with her!? She's perfect in every way!

Considering you have probably never talked to her....yes I have a hard time beliving you are in love with her....

Maybe you are confusing lust for love. She is a hottie. I admit.

I lust for her body. I love her though. She is everything a man could want in a woman. She sits in a cubicle. Has a headset. Smiles. I mean...come on! Who wouldn't love that!?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Dayum... Post a pic of a real live girl and the guys freak out.

I can't help it. I love her.

So you are in love with a woman who you have never met, and have only seen one picture of...

do you by chance have a hormonal imbalance?

NO! I don't have an imbalance! :| Is it so damn hard to believe that I am in love with her!? She's perfect in every way!

Considering you have probably never talked to her....yes I have a hard time beliving you are in love with her....

Maybe you are confusing lust for love. She is a hottie. I admit.

I lust for her body. I love her though. She is everything a man could want in a woman. She sits in a cubicle. Has a headset. Smiles. I mean...come on! Who wouldn't love that!?

So you find her very physically attractive. That,young sir, is LUST!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Dayum... Post a pic of a real live girl and the guys freak out.

I can't help it. I love her.

So you are in love with a woman who you have never met, and have only seen one picture of...

do you by chance have a hormonal imbalance?

NO! I don't have an imbalance! :| Is it so damn hard to believe that I am in love with her!? She's perfect in every way!

Considering you have probably never talked to her....yes I have a hard time beliving you are in love with her....

Maybe you are confusing lust for love. She is a hottie. I admit.

I lust for her body. I love her though. She is everything a man could want in a woman. She sits in a cubicle. Has a headset. Smiles. I mean...come on! Who wouldn't love that!?

So you find her very physically attractive. That,young sir, is LUST!

She has a great personality too. And she is so smart....

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Dayum... Post a pic of a real live girl and the guys freak out.

I can't help it. I love her.

So you are in love with a woman who you have never met, and have only seen one picture of...

do you by chance have a hormonal imbalance?

NO! I don't have an imbalance! :| Is it so damn hard to believe that I am in love with her!? She's perfect in every way!

Considering you have probably never talked to her....yes I have a hard time beliving you are in love with her....

Maybe you are confusing lust for love. She is a hottie. I admit.

I lust for her body. I love her though. She is everything a man could want in a woman. She sits in a cubicle. Has a headset. Smiles. I mean...come on! Who wouldn't love that!?

...she poses when I point my camera phone at her and say "Hey, I need to post your pic on a forum". (Not kidding, I said that and she did 😀 )

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Fritzo
ATOT Rules

Rule 7345 Subsection 432 Paragraph 7 Line 4: Should OP (i.e. original poster) or subsequent replies at any time mention knowledge of an acquaintance with anyone of the female gender, photographs of said female(s) shall be posted immediately after mention.

Here's the killer question 😀 link to rule? 😉

Rule 7346: Links to ATOT rules shall not be linked to.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Dayum... Post a pic of a real live girl and the guys freak out.

I can't help it. I love her.

So you are in love with a woman who you have never met, and have only seen one picture of...

do you by chance have a hormonal imbalance?

NO! I don't have an imbalance! :| Is it so damn hard to believe that I am in love with her!? She's perfect in every way!

Considering you have probably never talked to her....yes I have a hard time beliving you are in love with her....

Maybe you are confusing lust for love. She is a hottie. I admit.

I lust for her body. I love her though. She is everything a man could want in a woman. She sits in a cubicle. Has a headset. Smiles. I mean...come on! Who wouldn't love that!?

So you find her very physically attractive. That,young sir, is LUST!

She has a great personality too. And she is so smart....

all we know from the OP is that she is nice. So how do YOU know she has a great personality? 😉

sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Dayum... Post a pic of a real live girl and the guys freak out.

I can't help it. I love her.

So you are in love with a woman who you have never met, and have only seen one picture of...

do you by chance have a hormonal imbalance?

NO! I don't have an imbalance! :| Is it so damn hard to believe that I am in love with her!? She's perfect in every way!

Considering you have probably never talked to her....yes I have a hard time beliving you are in love with her....

Maybe you are confusing lust for love. She is a hottie. I admit.

I lust for her body. I love her though. She is everything a man could want in a woman. She sits in a cubicle. Has a headset. Smiles. I mean...come on! Who wouldn't love that!?

...she poses when I point my camera phone at her and say "Hey, I need to post your pic on a forum". (Not kidding, I said that and she did 😀 )

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Fritzo
ATOT Rules

Rule 7345 Subsection 432 Paragraph 7 Line 4: Should OP (i.e. original poster) or subsequent replies at any time mention knowledge of an acquaintance with anyone of the female gender, photographs of said female(s) shall be posted immediately after mention.

Here's the killer question 😀 link to rule? 😉

Rule 7346: Links to ATOT rules shall not be linked to.

So how in blazes are we supposed to know what the rules are?!?

They must all be written down somewhere....

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Jero
sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

BLASPHEMY!!!!

I'm breaking up with her. i just can't take the arguing anymore. She makes me so unhappy.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Supercharged

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: ZePHyRaNTHeS
Pics of the girl?

*sigh* Sometimes I hate the ATOT rules...

:thumbsup:

:heart::heart::heart:

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

She has a great personality too. And she is so smart....

all we know from the OP is that she is nice. So how do YOU know she has a great personality? 😉

sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

He is only allowed outside of the hospital twice a month and only under extreme supervision. When do you think she can be airdropped in?

<---Warden

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero
sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

BLASPHEMY!!!!

I'm breaking up with her. i just can't take the arguing anymore. She makes me so unhappy.

You are breaking up with her because of this little discussion that we are having? 😕

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero
sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

BLASPHEMY!!!!

I'm breaking up with her. i just can't take the arguing anymore. She makes me so unhappy.

You are breaking up with her because of this little discussion that we are having? 😕

No...her and I got into an argument. I said she shouldn't sit like that, it's bad for her posture...and she disagreed.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

She has a great personality too. And she is so smart....

all we know from the OP is that she is nice. So how do YOU know she has a great personality? 😉

sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

He is only allowed outside of the hospital twice a month and only under extreme supervision. When do you think she can be airdropped in?

<---Warden

What does his medical history look like for such strict restrictions?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero
sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

BLASPHEMY!!!!

I'm breaking up with her. i just can't take the arguing anymore. She makes me so unhappy.

You are breaking up with her because of this little discussion that we are having? 😕

No...her and I got into an argument. I said she shouldn't sit like that, it's bad for her posture...and she disagreed.

So you broke up with her because you and her had ONE argument about her positioning on a chair?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero
sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

BLASPHEMY!!!!

I'm breaking up with her. i just can't take the arguing anymore. She makes me so unhappy.

You are breaking up with her because of this little discussion that we are having? 😕

No...her and I got into an argument. I said she shouldn't sit like that, it's bad for her posture...and she disagreed.

So you broke up with her because you and her had ONE argument about her positioning on a chair?

Yes....obviously she doesn't want to be with me. 🙁

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

She has a great personality too. And she is so smart....

all we know from the OP is that she is nice. So how do YOU know she has a great personality? 😉

sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

He is only allowed outside of the hospital twice a month and only under extreme supervision. When do you think she can be airdropped in?

<---Warden

What does his medical history look like for such strict restrictions?

Just your typical delusional paranoid psychotic pschizophrenia w/ brief moments of lucidity. As long as we give him a computer w/ internet access and a jar of peanut butter he is fine.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

She has a great personality too. And she is so smart....

all we know from the OP is that she is nice. So how do YOU know she has a great personality? 😉

sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

He is only allowed outside of the hospital twice a month and only under extreme supervision. When do you think she can be airdropped in?

<---Warden

What does his medical history look like for such strict restrictions?

Just your typical delusional paranoid psychotic pschizophrenia w/ brief moments of lucidity. As long as we give him a computer w/ internet access and a jar of peanut butter he is fine.

Mmmmmm peanut butter. Anyone have any bagels!?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero
sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

BLASPHEMY!!!!

I'm breaking up with her. i just can't take the arguing anymore. She makes me so unhappy.

You are breaking up with her because of this little discussion that we are having? 😕

No...her and I got into an argument. I said she shouldn't sit like that, it's bad for her posture...and she disagreed.

So you broke up with her because you and her had ONE argument about her positioning on a chair?

Yes....obviously she doesn't want to be with me. 🙁

So basically you want to be with a lady who will listen and obey YOUR EVERY SUGGESTION?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

She has a great personality too. And she is so smart....

all we know from the OP is that she is nice. So how do YOU know she has a great personality? 😉

sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

He is only allowed outside of the hospital twice a month and only under extreme supervision. When do you think she can be airdropped in?

<---Warden

What does his medical history look like for such strict restrictions?

Just your typical delusional paranoid psychotic pschizophrenia w/ brief moments of lucidity. As long as we give him a computer w/ internet access and a jar of peanut butter he is fine.

Mmmmmm peanut butter. Anyone have any bagels!?

You'll have to ask your warden for that 😉

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jero
sir, I would request that you spend time with her before you deem yourself in love with her.

BLASPHEMY!!!!

I'm breaking up with her. i just can't take the arguing anymore. She makes me so unhappy.

You are breaking up with her because of this little discussion that we are having? 😕

No...her and I got into an argument. I said she shouldn't sit like that, it's bad for her posture...and she disagreed.

So you broke up with her because you and her had ONE argument about her positioning on a chair?

Yes....obviously she doesn't want to be with me. 🙁

So basically you want to be with a lady who will listen and object YOUR EVERY SUGGESTION?

Ok....you've convinced me. I'll forgive her. Now i just have to figure out how to get in contact with her. What should i say when i first meet her?

 

[kermalou]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
...and I says to him I says "You know, you are what you eat!"

The girl in the cubicle next to us laughed.

The guy retorts "Well, that must be why you're a pvssy!"

I smiled as he put the bullseye on his forehead.

I fire back "That's why you're such a big d!ck!!!"


And that's what I did today at the office.

you wnat a coookie....well here ya go:thumbsdown:

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Ok....you've convinced me. I'll forgive her. Now i just have to figure out how to get in contact with her. What should i say when i first meet her?

Hi! I'm your internet stalker seems a good start!

😀