So... I just met a HOT woman!

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jupiter57

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Originally posted by: E equals MC2
hahah this reminds me of my old coworker on his wife... he was a HILARIOUS guy..

"once my wife had three kids.. it's like doing it with a coffee can."

lol I was 19 then. LOL

Not always the case!
When my daughter was born, the doctor told me "I'll throw a couple of extra stiches in there for you!"
He did!
Believe me, you CAN get tired of a tight one too!
Looser lets you go longer, FYI.
 

Stuxnet

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Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: BigToque
This girl has a TIGHT body... so I'm sure it'll be just fine.

:camera:'s or ban.

Oh, and tight body != tight poon (especially after having three watermelons passed through it).

This is obviously your first older woman ;) .

Maybe you just have a small penis... In my experience with MILFs... things were just fine down there...

It's the head attached to the other lips you should be worried about.

Oooh... zing!!!!

Someone's a bitter little bastard ;)
 

Homerboy

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That thread will not happen cause I don't have any money :p

but someday you willl and child-support can be retro-active.
Still... just fvcking around with some mom of 3 kids. You're asking for trouble and for that matter not doing the kids any justice.

While it maybe cool to give you a high five, chest bump and shae your hand...
:thumbsdown:
 

pclstyle

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Originally posted by: BigToque
... thins got quite sexual that resulted in me hearing something every guy loves to hear... "I wanna know how you feel inside me"

hate to admit it, but a line like that coming out of a mid-30 mother of 3's mouth would probably make me retch.


now, make her 20, tight as a vise, with a line like that coming out of a mouth that oozes sensuality and promises of rapture -- then we got something to talk about.


but seriously, a few dates and she's already talking like that? makes me wonder how many others have been in your shoes. *gag*