So... I just met a HOT woman!

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moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: BigToque
Update #2 - 2006/08/1

I'm not going to get into great deal, but I had a great night last night. Went to the park, had a few drinks and thins got quite sexual that resulted in me hearing something every guy loves to hear... "I wanna know how you feel inside me"

I'm excited to see her again :p
she sounds very..... experienced. ;)

have a good one.

 

CrackRabbit

Lifer
Mar 30, 2001
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Update #2 - 2006/08/1

I'm not going to get into great deal, but I had a great night last night. Went to the park, had a few drinks and thins got quite sexual that resulted in me hearing something every guy loves to hear... "I wanna know how you feel with my STD"

I'm excited to see her again :p[/quote]

Fixed for you.
 

tfinch2

Lifer
Feb 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: BigToque
Update #2 - 2006/08/1

I'm not going to get into great deal, but I had a great night last night. Went to the park, had a few drinks and thins got quite sexual that resulted in me hearing something every guy loves to hear... "I wanna know how you feel inside me"

I'm excited to see her again :p
she sounds very..... experienced. ;)

have a good one.

With 3 kids? To say the least...

"got quite sexual" != talking about sex

You should have said "have you ever thrown a hotdog in a hallway?"
 

Hammerhead

Platinum Member
Jul 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: BigToque
Update #2 - 2006/08/1

I'm not going to get into great deal, but I had a great night last night. Went to the park, had a few drinks and thins got quite sexual that resulted in me hearing something every guy loves to hear... "I wanna know how you feel inside me"

I'm excited to see her again :p
she sounds very..... experienced. ;)

have a good one.

With 3 kids? To say the least...

"got quite sexual" != talking about sex

You should have said "have you ever thrown a hotdog in a hallway?"

how about parking a Mini Cooper in an airplane hanger
 

tfinch2

Lifer
Feb 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: Hammerhead
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: BigToque
Update #2 - 2006/08/1

I'm not going to get into great deal, but I had a great night last night. Went to the park, had a few drinks and thins got quite sexual that resulted in me hearing something every guy loves to hear... "I wanna know how you feel inside me"

I'm excited to see her again :p
she sounds very..... experienced. ;)

have a good one.

With 3 kids? To say the least...

"got quite sexual" != talking about sex

You should have said "have you ever thrown a hotdog in a hallway?"

how about parking a Mini Cooper in an airplane hanger

LOL, that works too. :thumbsup:
 

Doboji

Diamond Member
May 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: BigToque
I went to the bar and I just met and had an absolutely fantastic time with a very HOT HOT HOT woman who says she's got 3 kids. I don't actually know how old she is, and I told her I was 24.

I going out with her on tuesday!

:Q

Update #1 - 2006/07/31

I phoned her today and talked to her for about 1.5 hours. It was a nice conversation and we talked about a lot of things.

I'm excited to see her on tuesday.

Oh, she says she's "in her thirties" but I haven't actually asked her age...

Update #2 - 2006/08/1

I'm not going to get into great deal, but I had a great night last night. Went to the park, had a few drinks and thins got quite sexual that resulted in me hearing something every guy loves to hear... "I wanna know how you feel inside me"

I'm excited to see her again :p

Sounds like you'll be paying child support in no time... congrats!
 

Ninjja

Golden Member
Sep 4, 2003
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Originally posted by: E equals MC2
hahah this reminds me of my old coworker on his wife... he was a HILARIOUS guy..

"once my wife had three kids.. it's like doing it with a coffee can."

lol I was 19 then. LOL

*groan*

lol
 

Stuxnet

Diamond Member
Jun 16, 2005
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Originally posted by: E equals MC2
hahah this reminds me of my old coworker on his wife... he was a HILARIOUS guy..

"once my wife had three kids.. it's like doing it with a coffee can."

lol I was 19 then. LOL

So is there still any tread on the tires or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
 

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: BigToque
This girl has a TIGHT body... so I'm sure it'll be just fine.

i'm waiting for this thread subject to pop up in the next few days or so:
YAGT: Hot MILF said she wanted me but wanted my money instead. I lost $xxxx to that bitch!
 

BigToque

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: BigToque
This girl has a TIGHT body... so I'm sure it'll be just fine.

i'm waiting for this thread subject to pop up in the next few days or so:
YAGT: Hot MILF said she wanted me but wanted my money instead. I lost $xxxx to that bitch!

That thread will not happen cause I don't have any money :p
 

Arkitech

Diamond Member
Apr 13, 2000
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Originally posted by: Hammerhead
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: BigToque
Update #2 - 2006/08/1

I'm not going to get into great deal, but I had a great night last night. Went to the park, had a few drinks and thins got quite sexual that resulted in me hearing something every guy loves to hear... "I wanna know how you feel inside me"

I'm excited to see her again :p
she sounds very..... experienced. ;)

have a good one.

With 3 kids? To say the least...

"got quite sexual" != talking about sex

You should have said "have you ever thrown a hotdog in a hallway?"

how about parking a Mini Cooper in an airplane hanger


or an ant diving into the atlantic :Q
 

Stuxnet

Diamond Member
Jun 16, 2005
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Originally posted by: BigToque
This girl has a TIGHT body... so I'm sure it'll be just fine.

:camera:'s or ban.

Oh, and tight body != tight poon (especially after having three watermelons passed through it).

This is obviously your first older woman ;) .
 

BigToque

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: BigToque
This girl has a TIGHT body... so I'm sure it'll be just fine.

:camera:'s or ban.

Oh, and tight body != tight poon (especially after having three watermelons passed through it).

This is obviously your first older woman ;) .

yup...

:p
 

Doboji

Diamond Member
May 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: BigToque
This girl has a TIGHT body... so I'm sure it'll be just fine.

:camera:'s or ban.

Oh, and tight body != tight poon (especially after having three watermelons passed through it).

This is obviously your first older woman ;) .

Maybe you just have a small penis... In my experience with MILFs... things were just fine down there...

It's the head attached to the other lips you should be worried about.
 

Doboji

Diamond Member
May 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: BigToque
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: BigToque
This girl has a TIGHT body... so I'm sure it'll be just fine.

LOL you are a clueless fool.

Maybe... but I'm gonna get some ass, so it's all good :)

Best of luck... I'm looking forward to the "YAGT: Girl I was messing around with is pregnant, and claims it's mine!"
 

BigToque

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: BigToque
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: BigToque
This girl has a TIGHT body... so I'm sure it'll be just fine.

LOL you are a clueless fool.

Maybe... but I'm gonna get some ass, so it's all good :)

Best of luck... I'm looking forward to the "YAGT: Girl I was messing around with is pregnant, and claims it's mine!"

I really hope I can avoid that thread...

 

Shadowknight

Diamond Member
May 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: BigToque
resulted in me hearing something every guy loves to hear... "I wanna know how you feel inside me"

She's a cannible killer!? How'd you get out of that one?! :p