so i just got out of the hospital yesterday.... had really bad car accident

[FelixDeCat]

Poor guy. Doesnt anything good ever happen to you?

 

[CRXican]

shouldn't aim for trees, they always win

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

u have a wife and kids?
would never have thought... since u were driving wrecklessly.

thought maybe u were 17 or 18 at most.

 

[Old Hippie]

This is a major bummer Zane.

I'm sure you were pissy mood with your wife and took it out on your car, just like you've done before, but this time it turned out different.

Now you have the insurance company cranky at ya too. It just keeps gettin' better, doesn't it?

I'm on your side and I really think you're trying to clean up your act.

This is another screw-up that you could have prevented but I hope it's not enough to knock ya out of your new game plan.

Don't let this dissuade you from your decision to live a better lifestyle.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer

Originally posted by: scott916
pics of head

This and were you on drugs by chance when it happened?

http://images.encyclopediadram...images/5/55/Stash3.jpg

God that is awesome.

 

[olds]

http://www.gainesvilleregister...l_story_107120457.html

 

[BoomerD]

Anyone else of the opinion that the OP was probably loaded into the ozone and blacked out and hit a tree? The "other driver in my lane" is just bullshit to deflect the blame.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer

Originally posted by: scott916
pics of head

This and were you on drugs by chance when it happened?

i was sober..

i was driving around to let off steam and to get away from the wife for a while

I assume you were pissed about the recent raid on the grow operation in California and how much it was going to cost you? Or were you trying to leave the scene?

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
http://www.gainesvilleregister...l_story_107120457.html

Quite an old article but yes it shows how ZJ can get into 'bad luck' often.

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: CRXican
shouldn't aim for trees, they always win

Well, that's where they fool you. You take on the small ones, run them over and get this overwhelming feeling of confidence and superiority....and then you go out and aim for the big ones......

Poor OP.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
http://www.gainesvilleregister...l_story_107120457.html

I laughed so hard that I almost sharted.


Would the real batman please stand up?

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
http://www.gainesvilleregister...l_story_107120457.html

I laughed so hard that I almost sharted.


Would the real batman please stand up?

that was a funny article

I especially liked the part where "zane johnson pulled up and started reving his engine"

:laugh:

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
so, you split your head, and then came home from the ER, and your wife left you?

damn dude, i knew some people trolled and made up slightly believable stories, but damn

she left to go to her dads for a while, this was right after i got home... we've been going through some rough times, and i had left to go drive around and let off some steam... when i got home from the hospital i went to sleep..when i woke up she and the kids were gone...

she came back home this morning, and i dont know what's gonna happen with that...

glad you are all right. while i think you are the biggest dickwad on the forum your kids need you.


as for the wife leaving you adn takeing the kids? THANK FUCKING GOD.

Originally posted by: D1gger
Did they give you some good drugs at the hospital?

considering his history with pain medication? doubt it. i really would be suprised if he gets any outside of the hospital.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
http://www.gainesvilleregister...l_story_107120457.html

Quite an old article but yes it shows how ZJ can get into 'bad luck' often.

Ya, nothing recent shows up...

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
what a surprise

i read the title, then saw who created this thread and busted out laughing.

i am surprised that it's not his fault, well, at least according to his story.

 

[Blieb]

Zane ... you live on the edge. You should really think about a few upgrades just in case you bite the big one ... you know, take care of your family and all ...

1. You need at least 4gb RAM on your machines. 512 and 2gb just aren't gonna cut it.
2. Also, your hard drives is horribly inadequate by today's standards.
3. Raid 0 is dangerous, mmmmkay
4. While you're in jail or the hospital or wherever ... your wife's computer probably can't even play a decent porno with an AMD 1800 chip. This greatly increases the chances that your wife will sleep with a friend or neighbor in your absence.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
http://www.gainesvilleregister...l_story_107120457.html

i remember the story zane posted and i don't remember it being ANYTHING like that! that is hilarious and the dumbass deserves what he got.

 

[Slick5150]

Yet Another How The Hell Has Zane Johnson Not Been PermaBanned Yet Thread (YAHTHHZJNBPBYT)

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Crusty

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
So, since this thread didn't generate the response you craved, you decided to up the ante with personal injury? I hate you. Not for the shens but how much your sig annoys me.

You know, I agree completely with you about his sig. He's the reason I just disabled sig viewing. It's a fucking waste of space when your sig is twice as big as the actual posts themselves.

apparently he can delete half of it, since his wifeys system isnt there anymore...

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: hanoverphist

Originally posted by: Crusty

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
So, since this thread didn't generate the response you craved, you decided to up the ante with personal injury? I hate you. Not for the shens but how much your sig annoys me.

You know, I agree completely with you about his sig. He's the reason I just disabled sig viewing. It's a fucking waste of space when your sig is twice as big as the actual posts themselves.

apparently he can delete half of it, since his wifeys system isnt there anymore...

hahahahah

 

[CoinOperatedBoy]

Not really sure why everybody hates this guy. All I ever saw him do was post about drug abuse and made car threads in ATOT instead of the Garage over and over.

Edit: Bat-man article is gold, tho

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy
Not really sure why everybody hates this guy. All I ever saw him do was post about drug abuse and made car threads in ATOT instead of the Garage over and over.

Edit: Bat-man article is gold, tho

Says the fucking n00b.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: Crusty

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
So, since this thread didn't generate the response you craved, you decided to up the ante with personal injury? I hate you. Not for the shens but how much your sig annoys me.

You know, I agree completely with you about his sig. He's the reason I just disabled sig viewing. It's a fucking waste of space when your sig is twice as big as the actual posts themselves.

If it all works out he can remove the wife's rig.

Irony defined (sorry for the long post):

zanejohnson's sig-

ASUS P5ND2-SLI
Pentium D 930 65nm 4MBL2 @ 3.8GHz
2GB DDR2 @ 800mhz 4-4-4
EVGA 8400GT 512MB
3x20GB 7200.8 IDE RAID:0
250GB Samsung SATA
Sony 16X DVD-RW
SPDIF bitperfect digital COAX out Pioneer Elite 7.1 receiver, accoustic research 5.1 speakers
2x21" 4:3 displays

wifey's machine:
ECS K7S5A
Athlon XP Thorton 1800+, modded to enable all 512KB L2 @ 2GHz
512MB PC2700 DDR
30GB IDE, 160GB IDE
Lite-on 8X DVDRW

17 lines.

WaTaGuMp's sig -

Asus P5K-E WiFi-AP
E6750 @3.6 1.40 volts
Tuniq Tower 120 S-FLEX SFF21F fan
ATI HD 4870
Seagate Barracuda 7200 rpm SATA2
WD Cavier 7200 rpm Slave SATA2
Creative X-Fi XtremeGamer
Logitech Z5300E
Crucial Ballistix Tracers 2G DDR2-800 4-4-4-12 2.0v
Antec NEO-HE 550
Benq FP241W 24" 1920x1200
Logitech G5 Laser mousseses
Coolermaster Stacker STC-T01
Windows XP SP 3

I like her hair, I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes

16 lines.

MotionMan

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: Crusty

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
So, since this thread didn't generate the response you craved, you decided to up the ante with personal injury? I hate you. Not for the shens but how much your sig annoys me.

You know, I agree completely with you about his sig. He's the reason I just disabled sig viewing. It's a fucking waste of space when your sig is twice as big as the actual posts themselves.

If it all works out he can remove the wife's rig.

Irony defined (sorry for the long post):

zanejohnson's sig-

ASUS P5ND2-SLI
Pentium D 930 65nm 4MBL2 @ 3.8GHz
2GB DDR2 @ 800mhz 4-4-4
EVGA 8400GT 512MB
3x20GB 7200.8 IDE RAID:0
250GB Samsung SATA
Sony 16X DVD-RW
SPDIF bitperfect digital COAX out Pioneer Elite 7.1 receiver, accoustic research 5.1 speakers
2x21" 4:3 displays

wifey's machine:
ECS K7S5A
Athlon XP Thorton 1800+, modded to enable all 512KB L2 @ 2GHz
512MB PC2700 DDR
30GB IDE, 160GB IDE
Lite-on 8X DVDRW

17 lines.

WaTaGuMp's sig -

Asus P5K-E WiFi-AP
E6750 @3.6 1.40 volts
Tuniq Tower 120 S-FLEX SFF21F fan
ATI HD 4870
Seagate Barracuda 7200 rpm SATA2
WD Cavier 7200 rpm Slave SATA2
Creative X-Fi XtremeGamer
Logitech Z5300E
Crucial Ballistix Tracers 2G DDR2-800 4-4-4-12 2.0v
Antec NEO-HE 550
Benq FP241W 24" 1920x1200
Logitech G5 Laser mousseses
Coolermaster Stacker STC-T01
Windows XP SP 3

I like her hair, I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes

16 lines.

MotionMan

Yes I have less then him, so whats your point.

 

[RESmonkey]

Get well soon, dude.