so i just got out of the hospital yesterday.... had really bad car accident

zanejohnson

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i don't remember the whole thing, here's the parts i do remember...

it was about 11pm teusday night, i had just left our neighborhood and turned onto the main road that heads into town, speed limit there is 55, i was comng up on sharp bend in the road that has a bridge going over a (dry) creek i saw a vehicle coming towards me, didn't think anything of it... until i realized he was FLYING, going at least 90 or so by my best guess...AND IN MY LANE, as you have to hug the corner over the bridge in order to handle control through the corner ( i know, as admittedly i've done it myself) i guess he didn't see my headlights coming because he made no attempt to move... i had no where to swerve so i did the only thing i thought might save me... i went into the ditch.... now i was going 55-60, and headed straight toward the creek... i remember bracing for impact but it came before i thought it would.... i hit a tree, head on...blacked out from the impact or the air bag nailing me... i came to i dont know how much longer, the guy who ran me off the road didn't even stop... i managed to pull myself out of the car, i remember knocking on someone's door..they let me in and layed me on the couch and called 911... i guess i blacked out again.... i remember glimpes of the inside of the ambulance, and then i remember coming into the ER on a stretcher, and then really nothing else much until my wife and kids and my mother were all there the next morning... the car is completely totalled, the hood is smashed in all the way to the passenger compartment, im pretty sure the airbag saved my life as i surely would have been ejected...

i have a crack in my skull right between my eyes, of course it split my head open right there as well so i have a huge gash there now, probably gonna leave a nasty scar, had a concussion, i also have some nasty gashes on my left arm as well i guess from glass, or maybe the airbag... and some nasty burns on my neck/chest from the airbag...

anyway, that's where i've been the last few days..
 

Chrono

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I was wondering WTF happened to you. Why you say? Because quite simply ATOT hasn't been exciting without a zanejohnson post.


Here's to a speedy recovery.
 

Jeeebus

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I'll just get this out of the way then...

"posting in a zanejohnson thread"
 

SonnyDaze

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Bummer dude. Yeah that's been the topic of discussion here lately......moving into the other lane for faster cars. Guess we know why now. :(

:beer: to a quick recovery!
 

zanejohnson

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Originally posted by: scott916
pics of head

i'll take sme pics in a little while, im really dizzy and i dont wanna get up to go fnd the camera..

i'll take some pics of the car later too, there's some stuff i need to go get out of it...
 

Wheezer

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you know zane you don't have the most honorable record here on the ATOT forums....so don't get offended if I ask you for some proof like a link to a news story or a scanned copy of the police report...otherwise I am just gonna hafta call bullshit and assume you spent the last few days in jail for possession....not that I really care to begin with.
 

MikeMike

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so, you split your head, and then came home from the ER, and your wife left you?

damn dude, i knew some people trolled and made up slightly believable stories, but damn
 

zanejohnson

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i had just bought the car too, and i really liked that car...

this was in my mazda 929
 

zanejohnson

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Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
so, you split your head, and then came home from the ER, and your wife left you?

damn dude, i knew some people trolled and made up slightly believable stories, but damn

she left to go to her dads for a while, this was right after i got home... we've been going through some rough times, and i had left to go drive around and let off some steam... when i got home from the hospital i went to sleep..when i woke up she and the kids were gone...

she came back home this morning, and i dont know what's gonna happen with that...
 

zanejohnson

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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
your life is a heap of fail. Have you figured out what you are here to do yet?

i dont know man.. im really depressed, it just seems like everything bad that can happen is happening to me..and i know most of it is my fault.
 

krunchykrome

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Originally posted by: zanejohnson
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
your life is a heap of fail. Have you figured out what you are here to do yet?

i dont know man.. im really depressed, it just seems like everything bad that can happen is happening to me..and i know most of it is my fault.

here, have a little cheese with your wine
 

WaTaGuMp

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You were banned for two weeks maybe you are confusing that with a car crash, in regards to why you were gone.
 

zanejohnson

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Originally posted by: Barfo
So...grudge nude pics of the wife AND pics of your cracked head?

i've posted nsfw pics of her before, im sure someone saved them...

i lost them all when my hard drive died about about a month ago.
 

zanejohnson

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: zanejohnson
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
your life is a heap of fail. Have you figured out what you are here to do yet?

i dont know man.. im really depressed, it just seems like everything bad that can happen is happening to me..and i know most of it is my fault.

here, have a little cheese with your wine

i'm not looking for sympathy, im just telling it how it is.
 

zanejohnson

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You couldn't just move into the other lane?

it happened so fast... and i was afraid if i moved into the other lane he might try to swerve into that lane as well..