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So, I get this rude message....

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Lean L said:
I can't fathom how this could be offensive. What are you retarted? Did you fall off the ugly tree and then hit every branch on the way down? Were you dropped as a kid?

edit: Ehh, disregard, I'm not looking for a reply to my questions.
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Hey, go back to your other user name.:colbert:


kidding, lean.
 
highland145 said:
Shouldn't there be a range of cars that you'd take a dump on? Yugo's, Fiesta's, any Ford for that matter, Buicks, mini vans...


But not Acura's, Mercedes, BMWs...
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It would be far MORE gratifying to take a dump on the hood of the second category of cars than the first.
 
I thought Zin's PM was just fine. Maybe you are getting too old and crotchety to participate in normal day to day social interactions.
 
A few drops of superglue across his windshield wipers. Wooden matches jammed into the locks on the doors, then break off flush.
 
phucheneh said:
I thought this thread was about a 'rude massage,' whatever that is.
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That warm oil felt soooo good until...BAM, up the butt, Bob....😱
rudeguy said:
BTW, the thread tags confuse me

Are you saying you didn't appreciate the dick pic I sent you?
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Hell, even on my 24" monitor it was pixelated.
Fritzo said:
Hmm...the OP responded to an angry person and got an angry response? HECK YOU SAY!
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Trying to be civil gets you no where these days.
 
highland145 said:
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Hahahhaha I appreciate this on so many levels: most importantly Linsy is sooo bad at her job (nostalgia Chick) that it is almost perfectly reminiscent of the "Person" in question here.

jagec said:
It would be far MORE gratifying to take a dump on the hood of the second category of cars than the first.
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Not if it's a crappy used car (of the second category) to begin with.
 
If you guys have to deal with this IRL, its simple:

Pee on their door handle. Could be their car, their house, whichever. But they will never know they touched your pee and every time you see them you will know that their hand has bonded with your urine.

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If you are in a bar or club and someone is being a dick, follow them into the bathroom and accidentally pee on their leg. You have a 50/50 shot at getting in a fight but even if you lose, his leg is still soaked with your pee.

Nature has given you a weapon, use it.
 
rudeguy said:
If you guys have to deal with this IRL, its simple:

Pee on their door handle. Could be their car, their house, whichever. But they will never know they touched your pee and every time you see them you will know that their hand has bonded with your urine.

EDIT:

If you are in a bar or club and someone is being a dick, follow them into the bathroom and accidentally pee on their leg. You have a 50/50 shot at getting in a fight but even if you lose, his leg is still soaked with your pee.

Nature has given you a weapon, use it.
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Stink palm
 
rudeguy said:
If you guys have to deal with this IRL, its simple:

Pee on their door handle. Could be their car, their house, whichever. But they will never know they touched your pee and every time you see them you will know that their hand has bonded with your urine.

EDIT:

If you are in a bar or club and someone is being a dick, follow them into the bathroom and accidentally pee on their leg. You have a 50/50 shot at getting in a fight but even if you lose, his leg is still soaked with your pee.

Nature has given you a weapon, use it.
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:biggrin:
 
rudeguy said:
If you guys have to deal with this IRL, its simple:

Pee on their door handle. Could be their car, their house, whichever. But they will never know they touched your pee and every time you see them you will know that their hand has bonded with your urine.

EDIT:

If you are in a bar or club and someone is being a dick, follow them into the bathroom and accidentally pee on their leg. You have a 50/50 shot at getting in a fight but even if you lose, his leg is still soaked with your pee.

Nature has given you a weapon, use it.
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I wish this was something I could reasonably put into practice. 🙁
 
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