So I bought a can of chili...

[venkman]

NEW YORK CITY!?!?!?!?!?

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: Eli
I think I have this figured out.

I, unfortunately, opened and ate said can of chili last night. Upon opening it, it was clear. This can had been mislabeled; this was not chili, but dog food.

:shocked:

Gross. It was only edible after putting enough cheese in it to be stringy when you took a bite.

LOL...can you do woof woof now ?...

 

[InverseOfNeo]

Originally posted by: Eli
I think I have this figured out.

I, unfortunately, opened and ate said can of chili last night. Upon opening it, it was clear. This can had been mislabeled; this was not chili, but dog food.

:shocked:

Gross. It was only edible after putting enough cheese in it to be stringy when you took a bite.

WTF???? How do you not realize its dog food?!?

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: venkman
NEW YORK CITY!?!?!?!?!?

years later, it's still funny

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: txrandom
Jokes on you for buying canned chili.

this.

and fail +1 for pontifex

 

[Bill Brasky]

Originally posted by: InverseOfNeo

Originally posted by: Eli
I think I have this figured out.

I, unfortunately, opened and ate said can of chili last night. Upon opening it, it was clear. This can had been mislabeled; this was not chili, but dog food.

:shocked:

Gross. It was only edible after putting enough cheese in it to be stringy when you took a bite.

WTF???? How do you not realize its dog food?!?

The batteries, they need replacing.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: InverseOfNeo

Originally posted by: Eli
I think I have this figured out.

I, unfortunately, opened and ate said can of chili last night. Upon opening it, it was clear. This can had been mislabeled; this was not chili, but dog food.

:shocked:

Gross. It was only edible after putting enough cheese in it to be stringy when you took a bite.

WTF???? How do you not realize its dog food?!?

"(For) dinner, you ate it, there is none left
It was salty, with butter and it was def
You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood
But holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food!
You be illin' "

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: InverseOfNeo

Originally posted by: Eli
I think I have this figured out.

I, unfortunately, opened and ate said can of chili last night. Upon opening it, it was clear. This can had been mislabeled; this was not chili, but dog food.

:shocked:

Gross. It was only edible after putting enough cheese in it to be stringy when you took a bite.

WTF???? How do you not realize its dog food?!?

...

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: Eli
Net Wt. 15oz (425g)

Serving Size: 1 cup (235g)
Servings per container: 3.5



Who is responsible for this? I demand reparations!

/calls lawyer



Update: I think I have this figured out.

I, unfortunately, opened and ate said can of chili last night. Upon opening it, it was clear. This can had been mislabeled; this was not chili, but dog food.

:shocked:

Gross. It was only edible after putting enough cheese in it to be stringy when you took a bite.

Ahh you see what you didn't realize (and what the lawyers will tell you) is that they were referring to the fact that the container "contains" 3.5 servings. The aluminium can is what 20 grams? That's 5.7 grams of yummy metal filings per serving!!

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: venkman
NEW YORK CITY!?!?!?!?!?

years later, it's still funny

Interestingly enough, Pace Picante Sauce was purchased by Campbells, which is based out of Camden, New Jersey. Just a short drive away from New York City.

Now, I'm going to venture a guess that it's now manufactured near there; it's quite hilarious and likely the reason you don't see those commercials much any more.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: InverseOfNeo

Originally posted by: Eli
I think I have this figured out.

I, unfortunately, opened and ate said can of chili last night. Upon opening it, it was clear. This can had been mislabeled; this was not chili, but dog food.

:shocked:

Gross. It was only edible after putting enough cheese in it to be stringy when you took a bite.

WTF???? How do you not realize its dog food?!?

Literal much?

 

[compman25]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: Eli
Net Wt. 15oz (425g)

Serving Size: 1 cup (235g)
Servings per container: 3.5



Who is responsible for this? I demand reparations!

/calls lawyer

Serving sizes seem unrealistically small in most food products, but come on...no one gets 3.5 servings out of a can of chili...hell, that won't cover a single hotdog or basket of fries...

And Americans are fat why?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Injury
Interestingly enough, Pace Picante Sauce was purchased by Campbells, which is based out of Camden, New Jersey. Just a short drive away from New York City.

Now, I'm going to venture a guess that it's now manufactured near there; it's quite hilarious and likely the reason you don't see those commercials much any more.

it's made in paris, texas.

iirc, campbell's is from paris, tx.

 

[CrackRabbit]

There is only brand of canned chili that is any good. Wolf Brand.
The rest mostly suck, though the Bush's Best isn't bad.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Injury
Interestingly enough, Pace Picante Sauce was purchased by Campbells, which is based out of Camden, New Jersey. Just a short drive away from New York City.

Now, I'm going to venture a guess that it's now manufactured near there; it's quite hilarious and likely the reason you don't see those commercials much any more.

it's made in paris, texas.

iirc, campbell's is from paris, tx.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campbell_Soup_Company

 

[compman25]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Injury
Interestingly enough, Pace Picante Sauce was purchased by Campbells, which is based out of Camden, New Jersey. Just a short drive away from New York City.

Now, I'm going to venture a guess that it's now manufactured near there; it's quite hilarious and likely the reason you don't see those commercials much any more.

it's made in paris, texas.

iirc, campbell's is from paris, tx.

Just because it's assembled in Texas doesn't mean the ingredients are from Texas, or even the southwest.