So I asked my secretary: "BTW, did you get your hair done?"

acemcmac

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and she blushed, thanked me for noticing and told me that she got it done two weeks ago :eek:

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azazyel

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2 weeks? That's about the average response time for a guy. Not as bad as asking my g/f. "did you do something to your hair?" And having her answer, "Yeah I cut 8 inches off." That wasn't good for me.
 

waggy

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though to be honest i have done worse. i had a secetary that was getting big. i asked her when she was due..turned otu she was just fat and not pregnant heh
 

eits

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next time, take a nice long sniff of the air in front of her and say "is that your vagina i smell? it smells delicious."

you'd be sure to make her red :eek:
 

acemcmac

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Originally posted by: waggy
though to be honest i have done worse. i had a secetary that was getting big. i asked her when she was due..turned otu she was just fat and not pregnant heh

:shocked: x eleventy-billion
 

acemcmac

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Originally posted by: eits
next time, take a nice long sniff of the air in front of her and say "is that your vagina i smell? it smells delicious."

you'd be sure to make her red in the cheeks :eek:

pass me some of whatever you're smoking
 

BigToque

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Originally posted by: waggy
though to be honest i have done worse. i had a secetary that was getting big. i asked her when she was due..turned otu she was just fat and not pregnant heh

ouch
 

Baked

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Originally posted by: waggy
though to be honest i have done worse. i had a secetary that was getting big. i asked her when she was due..turned otu she was just fat and not pregnant heh

OMGWTFBBQ!
 

Syrch

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Originally posted by: azazyel
2 weeks? That's about the average response time for a guy. Not as bad as asking my g/f. "did you do something to your hair?" And having her answer, "Yeah I cut 8 inches off." That wasn't good for me.


Couch that night huh?
 

DaShen

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Originally posted by: azazyel
2 weeks? That's about the average response time for a guy. Not as bad as asking my g/f. "did you do something to your hair?" And having her answer, "Yeah I cut 8 inches off." That wasn't good for me.

Did she do that to her hair or to you? Because if it was 8 inches off of you, that DEFINITELY wasn't good for you. ;)
 

Koing

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Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: waggy
though to be honest i have done worse. i had a secetary that was getting big. i asked her when she was due..turned otu she was just fat and not pregnant heh

:shocked: x eleventy-billion

:shocked:

Koing
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: waggy
though to be honest i have done worse. i had a secetary that was getting big. i asked her when she was due..turned otu she was just fat and not pregnant heh

:shocked: x eleventy-billion

:shocked:

Koing

ahh comon i can't be the only one that has done such!?

though i don't say anyting anymore if i think someone is pregnant.
 

rh71

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Originally posted by: waggy
though to be honest i have done worse. i had a secetary that was getting big. i asked her when she was due..turned otu she was just fat and not pregnant heh
I'm surprised this doesn't happen to people more often...