So I asked my secretary: "BTW, did you get your hair done?"

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: stan394

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: stan394

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Is she cute?

pics or ban

definitley but I have no camera 🙁

awww... cute secretary.. what a lucky guy

My dad had like two cute secretaries. Too bad they were much older than me 🙁

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: waggy
though to be honest i have done worse. i had a secetary that was getting big. i asked her when she was due..turned otu she was just fat and not pregnant heh

:shocked: x eleventy-billion

:shocked:

Koing

ahh comon i can't be the only one that has done such!?

though i don't say anyting anymore if i think someone is pregnant.

I have learned that you never ask that question. Never, unless something out right gives it away. You just stay silent. Better to get flack for not asking, rather than asking and getting rocked.

 

[ajayjuneja]

better late than never!

 

[Zaitsevs]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Pssh, you're not obligated to notice unless you're already boning or attempting to bone said girl. 😀

- M4H

qft

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: waggy
though to be honest i have done worse. i had a secetary that was getting big. i asked her when she was due..turned otu she was just fat and not pregnant heh

I think everybody makes that mistake once.

And they never, ever, ever ask "when's the baby due" ever again.

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: waggy
though to be honest i have done worse. i had a secetary that was getting big. i asked her when she was due..turned otu she was just fat and not pregnant heh

I think everybody makes that mistake once.

And they never, ever, ever ask "when's the baby due" ever again.

Why would you ever ask that in the first place? Is knowing when some woman's baby is due worth the risk?

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: eits
next time, take a nice long sniff of the air in front of her and say "is that your vagina i smell? it smells delicious."

you'd be sure to make her red 😱

Frankly, that sounds more like something Migs would say.


Wouldn't simply saying "OINK, I am a Pig" be more succinct?


😉

 

[PHiuR]

does anyone have a male secretary?

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Why would you ever ask that in the first place? Is knowing when some woman's baby is due worth the risk?

Well you would think that it would be a kind gesture to allow a woman to talk about her upcoming bundle of you and take an interest in how she's coming along.

But apparently that's not the case.
😕

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: waggy
though to be honest i have done worse. i had a secetary that was getting big. i asked her when she was due..turned otu she was just fat and not pregnant heh

:shocked: x eleventy-billion

:shocked:

Koing

ahh comon i can't be the only one that has done such!?

though i don't say anyting anymore if i think someone is pregnant.

Well, there's always one person we learn from... Grats!

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Syrch

Originally posted by: azazyel
2 weeks? That's about the average response time for a guy. Not as bad as asking my g/f. "did you do something to your hair?" And having her answer, "Yeah I cut 8 inches off." That wasn't good for me.

Couch that night huh?

What's so bad about that question?

 

[DurocShark]

I had a neighbor that would wear a "Baby" with an arrow t-shirt all the time.... And she was fat, not pregnant! :Q

 

[Lotheron]

Damnit I want a secretary so I can screw up like the OP... cause you know what.. it would be worth it for a cute one.. knowing my luck she would be not so 🙁

 

[jiwq]

Originally posted by: PHiuR
does anyone have a male secretary?

sure, the Bush cabinet has a few