So I ask my kid to lend me $20....

[angminas]

1. Praise his financial acumen
2. Beat his ass for trying to squeeze his old man
3. Beat his ass again the next day when he thinks he already got the ass beating
4. Wait 4-6 months
5. Bonus ass beating just to keep him guessing

 

[MongGrel]

Well, it was 91.25 periods in the year so I cut it to an even 91 and that gives 113.75% which I rounded down. Didn't figure he'd miss the extra few pennies but you could be right. If he knee caps me over it, I'll make him mow the yard.

:thumbsup:

 

[highland145]

Debt only matters if the other party can force the debtor to pay it back. :awe:

QFT. I wouldn't have 10% charge off every year if I could apply some physical pressure.

I have thought about adoption many times. There just seems to be a lack of hot 18 year old Swedish chicks looking for a daddy.

Oh, there are plenty. You just aren't rich enough.

1. Praise his financial acumen
2. Beat his ass for trying to squeeze his old man
3. Beat his ass again the next day when he thinks he already got the ass beating
4. Wait 4-6 months
5. Bonus ass beating just to keep him guessing

Then DSS would remove him from an abusive household. Who would I borrow $$ from? His Mother? Oh, hell no.

 

[alkemyst]

N/m. Was typing out a jewish joke but I figured with all the butthurts around here, Imight get another warning and earn a vacation.

Anti-semantic remarks are never really funny.

 

[highland145]

Anti-semantic remarks are never really funny.

How about stereotypical ones?

 

[manimal]

I just asked my three if they would loan me 5 dollars and two said no and the third asked me for 10

 

[Hugo Drax]

I could just default. What's the worst he can do at 13? Can't come home knocked up.

LOL you should now introduce him into CDS's now that he got a taste of loaning cash.

have your wife sell him a CDS contract for a nickel,. In the event you default she has to pay him the 20 dollars.

 

[highland145]

LOL you should now introduce him into CDS's now that he got a taste of loaning cash.

have your wife sell him a CDS contract for a nickel,. In the event you default she has to pay him the 20 dollars.

Sounds like a sure fire way to become celibate.

 

[highland145]

I just asked my three if they would loan me 5 dollars and two said no and the third asked me for 10

Wait til they grow up and you get to pay for their weddings.