Snowed in at work

[xarmian]

So it's 3:24am EDT.. I had to work until midnight, but here in the north east there's no driving anywhere.. so five of us are snowed in at the office. At least I made it to walmart and got some microwavable dog food. 🙂

 

[dahunan]

When we had the first hardcore snowstorm here I went and pulled out 4 or 5 people and then drove this one couple home ... the roads to their house were crazy.. so bad that the Ambulance was stuck in the snow..

Good Luck to you

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: xarmian
So it's 3:24am EDT.. I had to work until midnight, but here in the north east there's no driving anywhere.. so five of us are snowed in at the office. At least I made it to walmart and got some microwavable dog food. 🙂

some news for you 😛

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: xarmian
So it's 3:24am EDT.. I had to work until midnight, but here in the north east there's no driving anywhere.. so five of us are snowed in at the office. At least I made it to walmart and got some microwavable dog food. 🙂

some news for you 😛

ahahahahhahahahahhhahah

 

[xarmian]

well that explains why my kidneys are failing, and why the other four people have died. damn.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: xarmian
well that explains why my kidneys are failing, and why the other four people have died. damn.

The solution is clear. You must eat them.

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: xarmian
well that explains why my kidneys are failing, and why the other four people have died. damn.

The solution is clear. You must eat them.

the dog food or the failing kidneys or the other four dead people ? 😕

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: xarmian
well that explains why my kidneys are failing, and why the other four people have died. damn.

The solution is clear. You must eat them.

:laugh:

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: xarmian
well that explains why my kidneys are failing, and why the other four people have died. damn.

The solution is clear. You must eat them.

the dog food or the other four people ? 😕

When looking at the context of the sentence, "them" would refer to the group of four dead people. 😉

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: xarmian
well that explains why my kidneys are failing, and why the other four people have died. damn.

The solution is clear. You must eat them.

the dog food or the other four people ? 😕

When looking at the context of the sentence, "them" would refer to the group of four dead people. 😉

well..he could start with his kidneys first 😉

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: xarmian
well that explains why my kidneys are failing, and why the other four people have died. damn.

The solution is clear. You must eat them.

the dog food or the other four people ? 😕

When looking at the context of the sentence, "them" would refer to the group of four dead people. 😉

well..he could start with his kidneys first 😉

lol...good point.

The solution is clear. You must feast upon the dead bodies till sated at which point you must eat your own kidneys. This is the only solution.

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: xarmian
well that explains why my kidneys are failing, and why the other four people have died. damn.

The solution is clear. You must eat them.

the dog food or the other four people ? 😕

When looking at the context of the sentence, "them" would refer to the group of four dead people. 😉

well..he could start with his kidneys first 😉

lol...good point.

The solution is clear. You must feast upon the dead bodies till sated at which point you must eat your own kidneys. This is the only solution.

First of all, cannibalism is a sin. Second, eating you own kidneys would result in massive blood loss that would outweigh any nourishment gained from those kidneys.

 

[xarmian]

thank you, mercanucaribe, for totally ruining my planned enjoyment of a microwaved feast on my kidneys..

actually, do you think i could squeeze the kidney into the toaster? that might cook better. 🙂

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: xarmian
thank you, mercanucaribe, for totally ruining my planned enjoyment of a microwaved feast on my kidneys..

actually, do you think i could squeeze the kidney into the toaster? that might cook better. 🙂

ever heard of sliced meat (err...kidney meat 😛) ?

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

First of all, cannibalism is a sin. Second, eating you own kidneys would result in massive blood loss that would outweigh any nourishment gained from those kidneys.

he has four dead bodies with plenty of blood....so even if he looses his blood, he can drink some from those bodies 😀

 

[DaWhim]

only a few inches

 

[xarmian]

speaking of kidneys

 

[FoBoT]

where are you sleeping? in your cube?

 

[Zero001]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

First of all, cannibalism is a sin. Second, eating you own kidneys would result in massive blood loss that would outweigh any nourishment gained from those kidneys.

he has four dead bodies with plenty of blood....so even if he looses his blood, he can drink some from those bodies 😀[/quote]
The blood on those bodies should have coagulated FTL

 

[JoPh]

ZOMBIES!

 

[FoBoT]

update?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: xarmian
thank you, mercanucaribe, for totally ruining my planned enjoyment of a microwaved feast on my kidneys..

actually, do you think i could squeeze the kidney into the toaster? that might cook better. 🙂

ever heard of sliced meat (err...kidney meat 😛) ?

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

First of all, cannibalism is a sin. Second, eating you own kidneys would result in massive blood loss that would outweigh any nourishment gained from those kidneys.

he has four dead bodies with plenty of blood....so even if he looses his blood, he can drink some from those bodies 😀

Exactly what I would have posted had I been awake. Good job.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: xarmian
well that explains why my kidneys are failing, and why the other four people have died. damn.

The solution is clear. You must eat them.

the dog food or the other four people ? 😕

When looking at the context of the sentence, "them" would refer to the group of four dead people. 😉

well..he could start with his kidneys first 😉

lol...good point.

The solution is clear. You must feast upon the dead bodies till sated at which point you must eat your own kidneys. This is the only solution.

You wouldn't happen to work at Donner Pass, would you? 😀

 

[Modular]

omgwtfbbq

Hopefully you aren't salaried. Being snowed in at work is really, well, hell on earth.

 

[FoBoT]

did the OP get home yet?

is he still eating the bodies?

 

[Sphexi]

Just scavange all of the food at work, always lots of leftovers in the shared fridge 🙂