So it's 3:24am EDT.. I had to work until midnight, but here in the north east there's no driving anywhere.. so five of us are snowed in at the office. At least I made it to walmart and got some microwavable dog food. 
Snowed in at work
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Originally posted by: xarmian
So it's 3:24am EDT.. I had to work until midnight, but here in the north east there's no driving anywhere.. so five of us are snowed in at the office. At least I made it to walmart and got some microwavable dog food.
some news for you
DainBramaged
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Originally posted by: gsethi
Originally posted by: xarmian
So it's 3:24am EDT.. I had to work until midnight, but here in the north east there's no driving anywhere.. so five of us are snowed in at the office. At least I made it to walmart and got some microwavable dog food.
some news for you
ahahahahhahahahahhhahah
DainBramaged
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DainBramaged
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Originally posted by: gsethi
the dog food or the other four people ?
When looking at the context of the sentence, "them" would refer to the group of four dead people.
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: gsethi
the dog food or the other four people ?
When looking at the context of the sentence, "them" would refer to the group of four dead people.
well..he could start with his kidneys first
DainBramaged
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Originally posted by: gsethi
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: gsethi
the dog food or the other four people ?
When looking at the context of the sentence, "them" would refer to the group of four dead people.
well..he could start with his kidneys first
lol...good point.
The solution is clear. You must feast upon the dead bodies till sated at which point you must eat your own kidneys. This is the only solution.
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: gsethi
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: gsethi
the dog food or the other four people ?
When looking at the context of the sentence, "them" would refer to the group of four dead people.
well..he could start with his kidneys first
lol...good point.
The solution is clear. You must feast upon the dead bodies till sated at which point you must eat your own kidneys. This is the only solution.
First of all, cannibalism is a sin. Second, eating you own kidneys would result in massive blood loss that would outweigh any nourishment gained from those kidneys.
thank you, mercanucaribe, for totally ruining my planned enjoyment of a microwaved feast on my kidneys..
actually, do you think i could squeeze the kidney into the toaster? that might cook better.
actually, do you think i could squeeze the kidney into the toaster? that might cook better.
Originally posted by: xarmian
thank you, mercanucaribe, for totally ruining my planned enjoyment of a microwaved feast on my kidneys..
actually, do you think i could squeeze the kidney into the toaster? that might cook better.
ever heard of sliced meat (err...kidney meat
) ? he has four dead bodies with plenty of blood....so even if he looses his blood, he can drink some from those bodies
he has four dead bodies with plenty of blood....so even if he looses his blood, he can drink some from those bodies
[/quote]The blood on those bodies should have coagulated FTL
DainBramaged
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Originally posted by: gsethi
Originally posted by: xarmian
thank you, mercanucaribe, for totally ruining my planned enjoyment of a microwaved feast on my kidneys..
actually, do you think i could squeeze the kidney into the toaster? that might cook better.
ever heard of sliced meat (err...kidney meat
he has four dead bodies with plenty of blood....so even if he looses his blood, he can drink some from those bodies
Exactly what I would have posted had I been awake. Good job.
AreaCode707
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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: gsethi
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: gsethi
the dog food or the other four people ?
When looking at the context of the sentence, "them" would refer to the group of four dead people.
well..he could start with his kidneys first
lol...good point.
The solution is clear. You must feast upon the dead bodies till sated at which point you must eat your own kidneys. This is the only solution.
You wouldn't happen to work at Donner Pass, would you?
omgwtfbbq
Hopefully you aren't salaried. Being snowed in at work is really, well, hell on earth.
Hopefully you aren't salaried. Being snowed in at work is really, well, hell on earth.
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