i picked up a rental last night - Ford Five Hundred aka Taurus. $30.24/day, and i declined the $17.99/day insurance. my impressions:
looks - remarkably similar to every other sedan
interior - strictly playskool. once again, i am ashamed to be an american. any modern car will have a lot of plastic, but this is 100% petroleum. i am shocked at how low-grade the plastic in this interior is. the rattling wood trim across the dash and center console? plastic. the brushed aluminium shifter and door handles? plastic.
the dashboard is reminds me of those 5 foot wide sandbox turtles, but in beige. there's a compartment in the center of the dash that bears a striking resemblance to the george foreman grill. good for sandwiches, lousy for anything else.
the seat uppers use 2 different kinds of vinyl (why not just the softer of the 2? oh, it's cheaper). the seats are fairly comfortable, with power in every direction and 2 position memory for the driver only. the seats are heated, the settings being "Too Hot" and "WTF Why?". you won't touch the side bolsters unless you weigh 350 pounds or more. when unlocking the car, the seat moves all the way forward, and the seat back reclines almost fully. ???? being 6 feet tall, i cannot enter the car like that. to steal a line from clarkson, "like it's a chaise lounge, and i'm some kind of victorian prostitute". when entering and exiting the vehicle, take car not to rip your knee cap off with the steering column adjustment lever, as it protrudes from the steering column even when locked, and is menacingly pointy.
the controls are slightly worse than average. the turn signal stalk is unusually far from the wheel, and the wiper stalk is far too complicated. the directionals make a beep-bong beep-bong sound, which should be good for the elderly. the headlights have an "automatic" setting, for when you have no idea if you want headlights or not. driving home at sunset left this thing completely flustered.
driving - when backing, i have no idea where the back of the car is. steering is VERY quick at low speeds, normal at high speeds. there is approximately zero feel coming through the wheel, as if it weren't hooked up to anything. the brakes come on too hard and too fast, but at least they will stop the car. the engine is weak. i can't tell if it has a narrow power band or what. the transmission is absolute rubbish: any kind of acceleration send it into an epileptic fit. simply trying to keep a constant speed, or constant following distance, will provoke downshifts. mash the gas pedal, and....nothing happens. a second (feels like an eternity) later, the car is in too low a gear and the motor redlines (i assume it's in the red. the tach doesn't have any red, but the needle shoots to 6500 out of 7000.)
in the end, it gets me where i'm going.