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Skoorb's tactful comment

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Originally posted by: EagleKeeper
And what has Skoorb have to say about this?😕
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You are all blowing this the wrong way. The glass aint half empty. He was mearly saying it looked MUCH MUCH better and this was hightened by the fact that he saw the before and could compare it to the after. Besides, you aint seen an angle until she puts on makeup!
or something right? There has got to be a saying like that.
 
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Okay, he often complains about women wearing too much makeup. I have always been told that I never wear enough, which I am fine with. I don't want to look plastered and fake! I think I put the right amount for me anyhow. I like the fresh look.

Anyhow, tonight after I put on makeup to go out for supper with friends, I came out and asked Skoorb if he could even tell the difference because that is how little I had on.

His comment?

"Yeah because I saw the before!"

:Q
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As soon as he said that I bet there was a "SH!T!!" under his breath too. 😉

amish
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Lol,nothiing more charming than a man opening his mouth and inserting his foot though 🙂
 
Originally posted by: TallGeese
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
tonight after I put on makeup to go out for supper with friends, I came out and asked Skoorb if he could even tell the difference because that is how little I had on.

His comment?
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Should have been:

[Ray Romano mode]
I think....that I can tell a difference only if you WANT me to be able to...tell...a difference.

I love you...
[/Ray Romano mode]
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^^^That was excellent. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: EagleKeeper
And what has Skoorb have to say about this?😕
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You are all blowing this the wrong way. The glass aint half empty. He was mearly saying it looked MUCH MUCH better and this was hightened by the fact that he saw the before and could compare it to the after. Besides, you aint seen an angle until she puts on makeup!
or something right? There has got to be a saying like that.
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You don't talk to women much do ya?
😛
 
This was a funny thread! The replies were funny and made me laugh.

And no, Skoorb gets to stay in the bed. He has yet to be banned to the couch. We are a fairly easy going couple...🙂
 
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
This was a funny thread! The replies were funny and made me laugh.

And no, Skoorb gets to stay in the bed. He has yet to be banned to the couch. We are a fairly easy going couple...🙂
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Awwww ain't that sweet 🙂
 
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
This was a funny thread! The replies were funny and made me laugh.

And no, Skoorb gets to stay in the bed. He has yet to be banned to the couch. We are a fairly easy going couple...🙂
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What? You've never sent him to the couch?

Wow!

Thumper has done that to me twice, and its MY FRIGGING HOME!!!

Sigh...

Never argue with a woman who is pissed off, you might live to regret it.

Grasshopper
 
Thumper has done that to me twice, and its MY FRIGGING HOME!!!
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Hahahah wuss. Tell her to put herself on the couch, it's your bed.

Edit: Just so we're clear that was sarcasm, clearly it won't happen.
 
Originally posted by: Noriaki
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: EagleKeeper
And what has Skoorb have to say about this?😕
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You are all blowing this the wrong way. The glass aint half empty. He was mearly saying it looked MUCH MUCH better and this was hightened by the fact that he saw the before and could compare it to the after. Besides, you aint seen an angle until she puts on makeup!
or something right? There has got to be a saying like that.
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You don't talk to women much do ya?
😛
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Lol....yeah... thats true
You just need to look at the flip side of everything. There is never just one answer to a problem.
 
Mrs. Skoorb: Does this dress make my butt look big?

Skoorb: Why no hun, your butt makes that dress look big...























....
sh!t.
 
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: N8Magic
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Guess Skoorbie's gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight?

So that means there's an extra spot in your bed, right?

😀
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Heh, you wish.

Fellow Canucks get first dibs! :Q😀

(i'm gonna get e-slapped for this one)
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D'oh I didn't read the rule book, ElFenix hasn't returned it to me. He borrowed it long ago and still has it!
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if no one is assessing a fee then i'm going to be a true ferengi and not return it

wealth++
 
Originally posted by: hammer09
you're supposed to say that stuff to yourself 😉
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Waitaminute!!!
Maybe he did, but MrsSkoorb's latent mutant abilities--including telepathy, telekinesis, and telecastratis--have finally EMERGED!! :Q

Poor poor Skoorb 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Noriaki
Thumper has done that to me twice, and its MY FRIGGING HOME!!!
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Hahahah wuss. Tell her to put herself on the couch, it's your bed.

Edit: Just so we're clear that was sarcasm, clearly it won't happen.
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What?!?! Are you insane man? Remember this woman hits me when she wants sex, imagine what she'd do to me if I tried to put her butt on the couch? 😀

(shudders)

Grasshopper
 
Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: Noriaki
Thumper has done that to me twice, and its MY FRIGGING HOME!!!
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Hahahah wuss. Tell her to put herself on the couch, it's your bed.

Edit: Just so we're clear that was sarcasm, clearly it won't happen.
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What?!?! Are you insane man? Remember this woman hits me when she wants sex, imagine what she'd do to me if I tried to put her butt on the couch? 😀
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No, I'm not insane at all.
I can and did imagine, but she won't be doing anything to me, she'll be doing it to you, which makes it substatinally easier for me to point out "alternative courses of action."

As I mentioned in my edit, I don't actually think this would work out all that well 😉

 
Originally posted by: Noriaki
Thumper has done that to me twice, and its MY FRIGGING HOME!!!
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Hahahah wuss. Tell her to put herself on the couch, it's your bed.

Edit: Just so we're clear that was sarcasm, clearly it won't happen.
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I don't see why you shoukd have to sleep on the couch in your own home. I'd just tell her to go home then
 
Originally posted by: gotsmack

I don't see why you shoukd have to sleep on the couch in your own home. I'd just tell her to go home then
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Do you not have a g/f? If so, then you just can't understand. 😀

Sigh... 😉

Grasshopper
 
Originally posted by: nord1899
A thread all about Skoorb's tactful comment, yet no comment from Skoorb.
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He's busy playing "Goddess" and is probably still groveling at her feet 🙂
 
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