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Skoorb's tactful comment

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MomAndSkoorbaby

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Okay, he often complains about women wearing too much makeup. I have always been told that I never wear enough, which I am fine with. I don't want to look plastered and fake! I think I put the right amount for me anyhow. I like the fresh look.

Anyhow, tonight after I put on makeup to go out for supper with friends, I came out and asked Skoorb if he could even tell the difference because that is how little I had on.

His comment?

"Yeah because I saw the before!"

:Q
 
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Okay, he often complains about women wearing too much makeup. I have always been told that I never wear enough, which I am fine with. I don't want to look plastered and fake! I think I put the right amount for me anyhow. I like the fresh look.

Anyhow, tonight after I put on makeup to go out for supper with friends, I came out and asked Skoorb if he could even tell the difference because that is how little I had on.

His comment?

"Yeah because I saw the before!"

:Q
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As soon as he said that I bet there was a "SH!T!!" under his breath too. 😉

amish
 
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Okay, he often complains about women wearing too much makeup. I have always been told that I never wear enough, which I am fine with. I don't want to look plastered and fake! I think I put the right amount for me anyhow. I like the fresh look.

Anyhow, tonight after I put on makeup to go out for supper with friends, I came out and asked Skoorb if he could even tell the difference because that is how little I had on.

His comment?

"Yeah because I saw the before!"

:Q
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As soon as he said that I bet there was a "SH!T!!" under his breath too. 😉

amish
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If not in his pants!

 
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Okay, he often complains about women wearing too much makeup. I have always been told that I never wear enough, which I am fine with. I don't want to look plastered and fake! I think I put the right amount for me anyhow. I like the fresh look.

Anyhow, tonight after I put on makeup to go out for supper with friends, I came out and asked Skoorb if he could even tell the difference because that is how little I had on.

His comment?

"Yeah because I saw the before!"

:Q
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Skoorb had better like the couch
 
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Okay, he often complains about women wearing too much makeup. I have always been told that I never wear enough, which I am fine with. I don't want to look plastered and fake! I think I put the right amount for me anyhow. I like the fresh look.

Anyhow, tonight after I put on makeup to go out for supper with friends, I came out and asked Skoorb if he could even tell the difference because that is how little I had on.

His comment?

"Yeah because I saw the before!"

:Q
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Scoorb had better like the couch
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Yup. TO THE COUCH WITH HIM!

 
Simple MrsSkoorb ;
Wait for him to go to sleep tonight and plaster his face with makeup, that will teach him a leeson.
 
Too much makeup is definitely a bad thing, the wet hair/straight out of shower look works well for me.

And Skoorb, you're a dumbass.

Viper GTS
 
Originally posted by: Roger
Simple MrsSkoorb ;
Wait for him to go to sleep tonight and plaster his face with makeup, that will teach him a leeson.
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Hey, long time no see. How you been?
 
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Too much makeup is definitely a bad thing, the wet hair/straight out of shower look works well for me.

And Skoorb, you're a dumbass.

Viper GTS
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Oh, don't be throwing stones until you're married.... It's not always as easy as it seems.

There's nothing worse than speaking to your wife and seeing the "change" in the eyes as soon as you've said something wrong... 😀

amish
 
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Too much makeup is definitely a bad thing, the wet hair/straight out of shower look works well for me.

And Skoorb, you're a dumbass.

Viper GTS
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I can see it now.

Scoorb: Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
 
Too much makeup is definitely a bad thing, the wet hair/straight out of shower look works well for me.

.... and HOW!!!
 
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Okay, he often complains about women wearing too much makeup. I have always been told that I never wear enough, which I am fine with. I don't want to look plastered and fake! I think I put the right amount for me anyhow. I like the fresh look.

Anyhow, tonight after I put on makeup to go out for supper with friends, I came out and asked Skoorb if he could even tell the difference because that is how little I had on.

His comment?

"Yeah because I saw the before!"

:Q
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LOL Skoorb just got cut-off for a while. 😉
 
Guess Skoorbie's gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight?

So that means there's an extra spot in your bed, right?

😀
 
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Guess Skoorbie's gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight?

So that means there's an extra spot in your bed, right?

😀
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Heh, you wish.

Fellow Canucks get first dibs! :Q😀

(i'm gonna get e-slapped for this one)
 
Originally posted by: N8Magic
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Guess Skoorbie's gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight?

So that means there's an extra spot in your bed, right?

😀
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Heh, you wish.

Fellow Canucks get first dibs! :Q😀

(i'm gonna get e-slapped for this one)
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D'oh I didn't read the rule book, ElFenix hasn't returned it to me. He borrowed it long ago and still has it!
 
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
tonight after I put on makeup to go out for supper with friends, I came out and asked Skoorb if he could even tell the difference because that is how little I had on.

His comment?
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Should have been:

[Ray Romano mode]
I think....that I can tell a difference only if you WANT me to be able to...tell...a difference.

I love you...
[/Ray Romano mode]
 
Skoorb is probably tied up in the basement, being forced to look at a PC monitor displaying a periodic update of this thread..
 
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