SKOORB: The real reason for evil in the world.

[Doboji]

Stupid fvcking asshat morons!!!! I now have a full and complete understanding of why evil exists in the world. It is because of the incomprehensible stupidity of people driving in rush hour traffic. When a lane says Buses only... and has gigantic blinking red lights over it that says do not enter... you'd think people would get the hint, and stay out of that lane. But no of course not... the fcktards think hey... I can skoot by 4-5 other cars there and get ahead a little bit... fvck everyone else I'm mr important... the rules do not apply to me. Now mr. fvcktard finds himself in an immediate merge scenario. Now we add mr. fvcktard B. Who will NOT under any circumstances allow for a merge infront of him... especially from a lane fvcktard A shouldn't even really be in. So now mr. important and mr. self-righteous are at impasse, neither can progress forward, and the traffic behind them screeches to a halt creating a gigantic fubar traffic jam. Which prompts fvcktard C to notice his chance to skoot ahead via the bus lane/donotenter lane taunting him to his left. And the cycle continues.

Whilst I, mr. patient wait the traffic out, and mr polite let people in for the sake of sanity, can do nothing but curse the heavens, whilst simultaneously praying the sea of traffic will part and allow me to escape from the wretched ominous shadow of late-to-work-again-ness. And all I can do is utter insults inside my closed car, and exchange empathetic glances with the other cursed ones around me.

Cliff notes: We need to implement the death penality for rush hour traffic creators.

Love,

Max

 

[Monkey muppet]

Nice rant - not enough swearing - do like cliff notes

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I sense some underlying sexual frustration...

 

[CRXican]

reading that post was porbably as annoying as being in the traffic

 

[BriGy86]

i feel your pain, or the people that speed up when you put on your blinker

i can see them in the car now *they see your blink go on and you about to move infront of them* "NO WAY IN HELL!" *then proceed to put the pedal to the metal*

 

[Orsorum]

Whilst!

 

[Baked]

So your right hand didn't get some last night eh?

 

[nakedfrog]

I'm visualizing the opening from Office Space...

 

[JoeKing]

honk your horn, that fixes everything.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Baked
So your right hand didn't get some last night eh?

No because I moved back in with my parents this past weekend.... new condo won't be ready until this coming sunday... so until then... I have no place to take my fiancee, and somehow mom being right down the hall kills even J Alba stimulation....

-Angry Max

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Doboji
somehow mom being right down the hall kills even J Alba stimulation....

-Angry Max

Geez, what did you do when you were a teenager then?

 

[rh71]

you've got some real problems...




if J Alba can't even help...

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Baked
So your right hand didn't get some last night eh?

No because I moved back in with my parents this past weekend.... new condo won't be ready until this coming sunday... so until then... I have no place to take my fiancee, and somehow mom being right down the hall kills even J Alba stimulation....

-Angry Max

You're being too self conscious.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Doboji
somehow mom being right down the hall kills even J Alba stimulation....

-Angry Max

Geez, what did you do when you were a teenager then?

It's different... Down the hall seemed like much farther away then than it does now after 6 years of living on my own.

-Max

 

[apologetic]

9/10 Great rant

Good point though: Evil exists because people are stupid, not because God doesn't fix it. [/religious comments]

 

[Linflas]

How is the B driver screwing with traffic? If I am one of the people playing by the rules I am applauding B because he is not allowing A to screw over all the people who have been waiting patiently like they should. The ones that anger me are the ones that let morons like A back in so they end up benefitting from their flagrant disregard for the rules.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Linflas
How is the B driver screwing with traffic? If I am one of the people playing by the rules I am applauding B because he is not allowing A to screw over all the people who have been waiting patiently like they should. The ones that anger me are the ones that let morons like A back in so they end up benefitting from their flagrant disregard for the rules.

Because now the rest of the universe has to wait for either B or A to get off their holier than thou mountain peak... By all means flick him off when you let him in... but for the sake of sanity... give way.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Linflas
How is the B driver screwing with traffic? If I am one of the people playing by the rules I am applauding B because he is not allowing A to screw over all the people who have been waiting patiently like they should. The ones that anger me are the ones that let morons like A back in so they end up benefitting from their flagrant disregard for the rules.

Because now the rest of the universe has to wait for either B or A to get off their holier than thou mountain peak... By all means flick him off when you let him in... but for the sake of sanity... give way.

Are you saying after waiting long hours in line to buy some sweet concert tickets you would let some asshole cut right in front of you?

 

[SaltBoy]

DIE F**KTARDS DIE

No, THAT'S the real reason for evil in the world.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Linflas
How is the B driver screwing with traffic? If I am one of the people playing by the rules I am applauding B because he is not allowing A to screw over all the people who have been waiting patiently like they should. The ones that anger me are the ones that let morons like A back in so they end up benefitting from their flagrant disregard for the rules.

Because now the rest of the universe has to wait for either B or A to get off their holier than thou mountain peak... By all means flick him off when you let him in... but for the sake of sanity... give way.

Are you saying after waiting long hours in line to buy some sweet concert tickets you would let some asshole cut right in front of you?

That would be different... because on foot, I could swiftly tear his arms out of his sockets and beat him to the ground... then everyone could peacefully step over his bleeding corpse to purchase their tickets.

-Max

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Linflas
How is the B driver screwing with traffic? If I am one of the people playing by the rules I am applauding B because he is not allowing A to screw over all the people who have been waiting patiently like they should. The ones that anger me are the ones that let morons like A back in so they end up benefitting from their flagrant disregard for the rules.

Because now the rest of the universe has to wait for either B or A to get off their holier than thou mountain peak... By all means flick him off when you let him in... but for the sake of sanity... give way.

If I am B all I am doing is staying close enough to the car in front of me to prevent said moron from getting in between us. I don't see how that would affect anyone other than the idiot stranded in the lane he should not be in unless you are on a bus that is in the bus only lane and come up on the idiot.

 

[spacejamz]

put with with similar sh!t every morning...

going down 2499 to 635 by Grapevine Mills Mall (in Dallas), the left two lanes (which are usually bumper to bumper) enter on to the freeway while the right lane turns into a service road. Every freakin mornin, a bunch of a-holes fly down the right lane and then cut in right before the merge onto the freeway... if those a-holes weren't doing that, maybe the traffic wouldn't be bumper to bumper to let those fvcktards in...

/end of rant....

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Linflas
How is the B driver screwing with traffic? If I am one of the people playing by the rules I am applauding B because he is not allowing A to screw over all the people who have been waiting patiently like they should. The ones that anger me are the ones that let morons like A back in so they end up benefitting from their flagrant disregard for the rules.

Because now the rest of the universe has to wait for either B or A to get off their holier than thou mountain peak... By all means flick him off when you let him in... but for the sake of sanity... give way.

If I am B all I am doing is staying close enough to the car in front of me to prevent said moron from getting in between us. I don't see how that would affect anyone other than the idiot stranded in the lane he should not be in unless you are on a bus that is in the bus only lane and come up on the idiot.

Impossible... if A is determined enough all he needs is 2 inches to get enough of his car in to make you stop. I've seen it a billion times, and if you watch closely... you'll see it happen too.

-Max

 

[JulesMaximus]

Some stupid fvcktard in a Ford F150 passed a car next to me on the median yesterday (at about 60mph in a 35 zone) and kicked up a bunch of rocks, one of which chipped the windshield on my wife's car. I took his plate number down and I'm going to report it today. Too bad there's never a cop around when you need one.

God I hope that idiot kills himself. :|

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Linflas
How is the B driver screwing with traffic? If I am one of the people playing by the rules I am applauding B because he is not allowing A to screw over all the people who have been waiting patiently like they should. The ones that anger me are the ones that let morons like A back in so they end up benefitting from their flagrant disregard for the rules.

Because now the rest of the universe has to wait for either B or A to get off their holier than thou mountain peak... By all means flick him off when you let him in... but for the sake of sanity... give way.

If I am B all I am doing is staying close enough to the car in front of me to prevent said moron from getting in between us. I don't see how that would affect anyone other than the idiot stranded in the lane he should not be in unless you are on a bus that is in the bus only lane and come up on the idiot.

Impossible... if A is determined enough all he needs is 2 inches to get enough of his car in to make you stop. I've seen it a billion times, and if you watch closely... you'll see it happen too.

-Max

Living in the DC area I encounter this crap everyday and trust me they do not get in front of me. I will hit them and let them explain why they are merging in from a place they do not belong. Generally what happens is they sit there with their turn signal on until some sap does let them in. This is what they count on and why they do it in the first place.