IAteYourMother
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0roo0roo
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my guess is the dude has micro penis and the doctor was telling him a little white lie to steer him away from surgery and all the mess that entials.
the bbc had a documentary by a guy with micropenis, it was rather disturbing. howard stern had a buncha micro penis dudes on his show too.
Yep. Because the men they've been with all stank no matter what the size.
Hope they're not expecting their men to have the same payoff as a blazing vibrator.
0roo0roo
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Originally posted by: LookingGlass
For a lot of women, pentration does not get them off.
Fifty to 75 percent of women who have orgasms need clitoral stimulation and are unable to have an orgasm through intercourse alone.
Even for women who do orgasm through vaginal intercourse alone, most still need the right position to provide clitoral stimulation.
Bring the woman very close to an orgasm before you actually engage in intercourse, so she has a better chance to have an orgasm once it begins.
Yeah.
oh noes..u means the pr0ns are all lies!?
i thought all women came through bukake and anal ramming without teh lube!
You know... there is definately such a thing as "too darned big". And you don't have to be a 12-inch monster for that to be the case.
IAteYourMother
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And nobody is, so it doesn't matter.
I've yet to see even a pron dude that was 12".
Take out a measuring tape or a ruler and look at how long 12" really is.
Women have been led to believe that 4" is really 6".
And we wonder why they can't park a car in a small spot.
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IAteYourMother
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it thought it was from the top side... from where it hits your belly area to the tip of the head
Doesn't matter. But of course you measure the head...it's the tip of the sword, so to speak.
And the side or top doesn't matter...you measure from the pubic bone to the head.
I have never seen anyone's Johnson that was even close to 12" including the legendary Mr. Holmes...who was supposed to be one of the largest ever...probably about 9-10".
Which is still ridiculously long, BTW.
Yes, and if you're fat you push down on the pubic bone area until it stops....because what the fat's covering is still useable when you're having sex.
ill say it because someone has to
"last time i heard a woman talk about penis size was last night when your mom kept saying its too big its too big"
"last time i heard a woman talk about penis size was last night when your mom kept saying its too big its too big"
Aite. I have stuff to do, so instead of doing it, I'll post this (and I apologize in advance for taking this seriously).
It's actually girls that ask "does penis size matter?". Guys will say that, but what they really mean is "Is my penis big?" or perhaps "is my penis normal".
The answer to the first question is probably not. The answer to the second question is absolutely.
Also, is far as whether size "matters" or not, you hear a lot of doublespeak and bad logic used. There's a difference between whether it "matters" (i.e. is a necesary condition for sexual pleasure) and whether or not it's preferred. So next time you see the sort of argument like "Well, would a girl rather have a 5 inch weiner or a 9 inch weiner, all things being equal" think about a girl you've been interested in in the past. Did the two of you have good sex (or at least good intimacy if you never had sex)? If you liked the person, you probably did (and I'm talking about YOU, not the girl here). Now, would you rather have her look like her or look like Eliza Dushku/Jessica Alba/Elisha Cuthbert/Keira Knightly et al?
See the point? On the one hand, you had a good physical relationship with the person. So obviously them looking like a super-hot movie star isn't essential for a good physical relationship. But sure, if they had the same personality, and would love you the same etc etc and they looked like Mandy Moore (or whomever) to top it off, you probably wouldn't mind.
So when girls say "no, it doesn't matter", they're not lying, and they're not telling you that to make you feel better. They're saying that, yes, they like sex/whatever with you.
Because the reality is, this really isn't about them, anyway. This is about you and how you feel about yourself. And the reality of that is, well, you're probably pretty much like everyone else. Yes, some are big, and yes, some are even small. But most are about the same. And I know that "about" pisses a lot of people off...because 5 inches is "about" 6 inches, and don't think for a second the 5 inch guy wishes he was the 6 inch guy. But there's nothing really you can do about it, and if your girl doesn't mind (and she's not going to) then you shouldn't worry about it.
I could go on and on, because I really do worry that young kids worry about stuff like this, and it can cause sexual disfunction and totally useless anxiety, but I figure that's enough seriousness for now. But to any of you e-pimps out there who really are worrying about this stuff, don't. You're fine.
Oh, and feel free to insinuate that I've got a small weenie. I aint sweatin' it.
It's actually girls that ask "does penis size matter?". Guys will say that, but what they really mean is "Is my penis big?" or perhaps "is my penis normal".
The answer to the first question is probably not. The answer to the second question is absolutely.
Also, is far as whether size "matters" or not, you hear a lot of doublespeak and bad logic used. There's a difference between whether it "matters" (i.e. is a necesary condition for sexual pleasure) and whether or not it's preferred. So next time you see the sort of argument like "Well, would a girl rather have a 5 inch weiner or a 9 inch weiner, all things being equal" think about a girl you've been interested in in the past. Did the two of you have good sex (or at least good intimacy if you never had sex)? If you liked the person, you probably did (and I'm talking about YOU, not the girl here). Now, would you rather have her look like her or look like Eliza Dushku/Jessica Alba/Elisha Cuthbert/Keira Knightly et al?
See the point? On the one hand, you had a good physical relationship with the person. So obviously them looking like a super-hot movie star isn't essential for a good physical relationship. But sure, if they had the same personality, and would love you the same etc etc and they looked like Mandy Moore (or whomever) to top it off, you probably wouldn't mind.
So when girls say "no, it doesn't matter", they're not lying, and they're not telling you that to make you feel better. They're saying that, yes, they like sex/whatever with you.
Because the reality is, this really isn't about them, anyway. This is about you and how you feel about yourself. And the reality of that is, well, you're probably pretty much like everyone else. Yes, some are big, and yes, some are even small. But most are about the same. And I know that "about" pisses a lot of people off...because 5 inches is "about" 6 inches, and don't think for a second the 5 inch guy wishes he was the 6 inch guy. But there's nothing really you can do about it, and if your girl doesn't mind (and she's not going to) then you shouldn't worry about it.
I could go on and on, because I really do worry that young kids worry about stuff like this, and it can cause sexual disfunction and totally useless anxiety, but I figure that's enough seriousness for now. But to any of you e-pimps out there who really are worrying about this stuff, don't. You're fine.
Oh, and feel free to insinuate that I've got a small weenie. I aint sweatin' it.
QFT.
Unless they're terrified, they pretty much all want to try one. However, it's pretty easy to get hurt during sex even with an average or less than average sized one.
But I also think there's some degree of bragging rights for them to their girlfriends.
Most interesting thing I read though was that it was a matter of penis envy even for women, essentially, if they're with you, it's like it's theirs and they naturally want theirs to be somewhat large.
CKent
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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: RBachman
Of course size matters. This is the one area where life hasn't given me the middle finger. All of the women I've been with have commented on it and greatly enjoyed it
Newsflash- they all say that, since that's what guys want to hear.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
I'm aware of average measurements, I don't live under a rock. Ok, well I do live under a rock, but even us rock people know a thing or two. I lucked out is all.
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Marathon sex, regardless of the size, just leads to chafing, which means no sex for a few days, regardless of the size. So I think your point is useless. And if you have any questions as to me or mine, just ask lizardth.
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