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Sir Patrick Stewart isn't gay?

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Nintendesert said:
I think we all know the point of this thread, it's you coming out of the closet to us. Now Dari, when did you first suspect you were gay? Was it all the gay porn or was it your fixation with a gay Captain Picard?
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It was when you gobbled my nuts in the shower at your parent's place.
 
Dari said:
Think about it some more. It'll be the highlight of your life.
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Actually, I'm favoring a hybrid option. I think you're a tard that likes trolling, and you just happened to get lucky with the success of this thread.

But do go on, I'm sure you'll pwn all of ATOT eventually, you just have to find the right zinger.
 
ADDAvenger said:
Actually, I'm favoring a hybrid option. I think you're a tard that likes trolling, and you just happened to get lucky with the success of this thread.

But do go on, I'm sure you'll pwn all of ATOT eventually, you just have to find the right zinger.
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Lucky? I had no idea I was "lucky" with this thread. Your life cannot be that sad. I see that you're in Missouri. Point your titties north and come to New York. I'll show you how to live.
 
Atomic Playboy said:
Are you familiar with Occam's Razor? It states that if multiple possible answers exist, the simplest is usually correct. So what's the simplest explanation for this seeming disconnect? Clearly, Patrick Stewart's marriages are shams designed to throw the public off the gay scent. Straight men don't feel obligated to kiss men just because a camera happens to be trained on them. And saying "it's in the script" is such an obvious cop-out; how do we know Patrick Stewart doesn't write those scripts himself to allow himself the opportunity to express the gay feelings that he can't express elsewhere for fear of public shaming? Obviously that's why he's never once been seen doing a single gay act outside of "acting roles." Occam's Razor; dude likes dudes.
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Because we already know what his scripts are like.
😉
 
Dari said:
Lucky? I had no idea I was "lucky" with this thread. Your life cannot be that sad. I see that you're in Missouri. Point your titties north and come to New York. I'll show you how to live.
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man. All this thread needs now is some real life grand theft auto.
 
alkemyst said:
Doesn't mean the actors / actresses getting fucked weren't acting.
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Have you seen Caligula? Looked like they were enjoying themselves, whether or not there was shooting going on. Oh, and there was penetration and it could be seen from various angles.
 
Dari said:
Have you seen Caligula? Looked like they were enjoying themselves, whether or not there was shooting going on. Oh, and there was penetration and it could be seen from various angles.
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Who wouldn't enjoy sex they agreed on wholeheartedly.

Most mainstream actors/actresses don't always agree. While usually penetration is not happening...there is a whole lot that can be repulsive.

My GF and I are going to watch both Caligula and SLaV tonight.

Tomorrow it's weird science and mannequin.
 
alkemyst said:
Who wouldn't enjoy sex they agreed on wholeheartedly.

Most mainstream actors/actresses don't always agree. While usually penetration is not happening...there is a whole lot that can be repulsive.

My GF and I are going to watch both Caligula and SLaV tonight.

Tomorrow it's weird science and mannequin.
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May I ask why you're going to watch those two movies tonight?
 
jackstar7 said:
Where did you read about 'sex, lies, and videotape' having actual sex?
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When the movie was hot. Back in 1989 or 1990. Some things you just don't forget. IIRC, they were supposed to be doing a sex scene but the two actors really got into it and started fucking and all and all that. THis, along with trying to descramble Playboy TV on the old cable box (not just hearing the voices but seeing videos), is what motivated me before the internet made everything so easy...
 
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