Singled Out By The Pigs

[rufruf44]

When paying the ticket, just think of it as donation to the food for those so called Pigs

 

[StageLeft]

I actually think that wixtor made this thread as a joke. Kids are that dumb, but it feels like a joke to me. A parody of other threads.

 

[Jzero]

Nothing like an outpouring of sympathy to brighten a cloudy day

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Question: WERE you doing 90mpg in a 70mph zone? Yes? You deserve the ticket. Suck it up and pay the fine.

 

[BatmanNate]

On another note, I'm trying to find technicalities in my ticket. The pig wrote my age wrong, think I can get away with anything on that? Hah, come to think of it, what a n00b, can't even do simple math, let alone realize that it's not 2003. My DOB is 8/3/83, and that fool put down I was 20. HELLLO!? Anyhoo, any legal heads know if I got an argument of any sort on the mistake on the ticket? From one person, I heard that the only information that needs to be correct on the ticket is the license number, speed, and conditions. I want to know what you know...

Never would have guessed THAT...

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
I actually think that wixtor made this thread as a joke. Kids are that dumb, but it feels like a joke to me. A parody of other threads.

Perhaps.

If you had posted it the joke would have been obvious.

Until he proves otherwise, we will assume the worst.

Viper GTS

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: atrowe
st@b yourself!

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: Gaard
Are there any AT members who just pay their damn tickets?

The one and only ticket I got was for speeding.. 41mph in a 25 zone.. and YES, i paid it no complaints.. i was in the wrong.

 

[ThePresence]

Grow up.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Stark
I heard this in traffic school:

According to the CHP, the real State Lottery is on the freeways of California.
A CHiPpy gets on the freeway, gets into the fast lane, turns on his lights, and he's got a winner every time!

You sure Phil Jackson didn't tell you that?

 

[Beau]

You sped, you broke the law, you got busted. How do you know he didn't pull anyone else over? Did you watch him after he pulled you over? Maybe he saw the arrogant, know-it-all teenager aura about you and decided to take you down. I would have. Grow up. Face the consequences.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Link

 

[BD231]

Jesus guy's, why don't you tar and feather this guy while your at it :Q.

 

Originally posted by: BD231
Jesus guy's, why don't you tar and feather this guy while your at it :Q.

Done and Done

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: BD231
Jesus guy's, why don't you tar and feather this guy while your at it :Q.

I'm not a Jesus guy, but I'd do the honors.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: BD231
Jesus guy's, why don't you tar and feather this guy while your at it :Q.

Nah tell you what I really want: I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! (getting so close to christmas time)

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Stark
I heard this in traffic school:

According to the CHP, the real State Lottery is on the freeways of California.
A CHiPpy gets on the freeway, gets into the fast lane, turns on his lights, and he's got a winner every time!

You sure Phil Jackson didn't tell you that?

LOL... no, I think it was Fairy Bonds.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: BD231
Jesus guy's, why don't you tar and feather this guy while your at it :Q.

Nah tell you what I really want: I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! (getting so close to christmas time)

Tell us how you really feel.

 

[wicktron]

Damn, I actually thought I would get a civilized thread out of this, but instead, I got a bunch of people who are laying the big stick on me. For all intents and purposes, I DO intend to pay my dues and get on, I just wanted to see if you know, there was at least some little loophole, there's never only just one option to things in life.

Get off my case, geez. I did what I did, no need to be calling me a jerk or a fool or hoping that I die or anything. I don't go around doing that to people for what they do.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: wixt0r
Damn, I actually thought I would get a civilized thread out of this, but instead, I got a bunch of people who are laying the big stick on me. For all intents and purposes, I DO intend to pay my dues and get on, I just wanted to see if you know, there was at least some little loophole, there's never only just one option to things in life.

Get off my case, geez. I did what I did, no need to be calling me a jerk or a fool or hoping that I die or anything. I don't go around doing that to people for what they do.

Just want you to know that I wasn't calling you all those things... I was just trying to be funny... good quote, good show

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: wixt0r
Damn, I actually thought I would get a civilized thread out of this, but instead, I got a bunch of people who are laying the big stick on me. For all intents and purposes, I DO intend to pay my dues and get on, I just wanted to see if you know, there was at least some little loophole, there's never only just one option to things in life.

Get off my case, geez. I did what I did, no need to be calling me a jerk or a fool or hoping that I die or anything. I don't go around doing that to people for what they do.

jerk, fool.

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: Francodman
Damn you got a ticket on 5?

Sucks to be you! I never get tickets on that highway...good highway to just set the cruise control on 100

I'm guessin it was because it was late at night. I never drive that freeway at night cause it'd be too easy for me to doze off. During the day when there's more traffic its not as risky to cruise between 90 and 100 IMHO. Hell, this is one freeway where I do change lanes a lot for the purpose of passing. That said, the last time I went up I-5 I got stuck behind an unmarked police car that was closely tailing a van. Must have been transporting something or someone important. I was stuck a merely 80 for a good 2 hours

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: wixt0r
Damn, I actually thought I would get a civilized thread out of this, but instead, I got a bunch of people who are laying the big stick on me. For all intents and purposes, I DO intend to pay my dues and get on, I just wanted to see if you know, there was at least some little loophole, there's never only just one option to things in life.

Get off my case, geez. I did what I did, no need to be calling me a jerk or a fool or hoping that I die or anything. I don't go around doing that to people for what they do.

Just want you to know that I wasn't calling you all those things... I was just trying to be funny... good quote, good show

Whoo, it's nipply in here!

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: wixt0r
Damn, I actually thought I would get a civilized thread out of this, but instead, I got a bunch of people who are laying the big stick on me. For all intents and purposes, I DO intend to pay my dues and get on, I just wanted to see if you know, there was at least some little loophole, there's never only just one option to things in life.

Get off my case, geez. I did what I did, no need to be calling me a jerk or a fool or hoping that I die or anything. I don't go around doing that to people for what they do.

Just want you to know that I wasn't calling you all those things... I was just trying to be funny... good quote, good show

Whoo, it's nipply in here!

Tis the season to be Mary!

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: wixt0r
Damn, I actually thought I would get a civilized thread out of this, but instead, I got a bunch of people who are laying the big stick on me. For all intents and purposes, I DO intend to pay my dues and get on, I just wanted to see if you know, there was at least some little loophole, there's never only just one option to things in life.

Get off my case, geez. I did what I did, no need to be calling me a jerk or a fool or hoping that I die or anything. I don't go around doing that to people for what they do.

Just want you to know that I wasn't calling you all those things... I was just trying to be funny... good quote, good show

Whoo, it's nipply in here!

Tis the season to be Mary!

Well that's my name