Sign the Death Star Petition

[GoPackGo]

Can it get to 25000 by the 14th?

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...d-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN

I think this is a great idea....imagine the jobs, the research, the science, the technology that would come from this project.

 

[nehalem256]

I bet those Red states would stop threatening to secede if we had a Death Star!

 

[GoPackGo]

I bet those Red states would stop threatening to secede if we had a Death Star!

"You may fire when ready"

 

[Saint Nick]

Sometimes I just hate the United States.

 

[nehalem256]

Sometimes I just hate the United States.

You will keep quiet about such opinions once we have a Death Star

 

[Exterous]

You will keep quiet about such opinions once we have a Death Star

I think it may be a tad self-defeating for defense though. Unless we want to defend the US by blowing it and the rest of the world up before someone else can attack us

 

[thraashman]

I signed this petition like 2 weeks ago when I first heard about it. It seemed the most intelligent petition on that site.

 

[Jeff7]

They'll still probably end up outsourcing the thermal exhaust port and reactor shielding work to China.

 

[dawp]

deathstar moves too slow, I'd rather see them build the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 with a functional warp drive.

 

[PottedMeat]

Sometimes I just hate the United States.

rebel scum.

 

[GoPackGo]

Sometimes I just hate the United States.

You will pay the price for your lack of vision!

 

[diesbudt]

You will keep quiet about such opinions once we have a Death Star

Even the middle East will quietly accept our overlord ship there once we have a death star.

That is until they build a X-wing fighter and train someone to pilot it as well as Luke Skywalker.

 

[GoPackGo]

Even the middle East will quietly accept our overlord ship there once we have a death star.

That is until they build a X-wing fighter and train someone to pilot it as well as Luke Skywalker.

Only if they can practice on Womp Rats in Beggars Canyon....

 

[diesbudt]

Only if they can practice on Womp Rats in Beggars Canyon....

The empi... I mean American also needs to remember when building the AT-AT, to work on a solution so that it isn't easy to break it by just tying up the leggs with some strong rope and a shuttlecraft.

 

[JTsyo]

I guess we can tax the rich 100% for a few millennia to pay for it.

$852,000,000,000,000,000

 

[ghost recon88]

I guess we can tax the rich 100% for a few millennia to pay for it.

That is gazillion right?

 

[hal2kilo]

God forbid we spend any money to upgrade our power grid, replace the bridges that are about to fail, fix our decrepid interstate, and build any ground based rapid transit systems. But yea, first, let's build a death star.

 

[rommelrommel]

Yes, because it is a 100% srs petition.

 

[Doppel]

I like this.

 

[nehalem256]

God forbid we spend any money to upgrade our power grid, replace the bridges that are about to fail, fix our decrepid interstate, and build any ground based rapid transit systems. But yea, first, let's build a death star.

We will put you on the list of unbelievers, along with Australia, to punish once our death star is complete

 

[zinfamous]

petition started by some dude in CO, shortly after CO legalizes pot.



"Dude, no wait...wait, DUDE! I have this totally great idea!" *logs onto whitehouse.gov

 

[zinfamous]

I think it may be a tad self-defeating for defense though. Unless we want to defend the US by blowing it and the rest of the world up before someone else can attack us

but of course it's a brilliant idea!

 

[zinfamous]

I guess we can tax the rich 100% for a few millennia to pay for it.

dude, that's just material cost.

 

[ericlp]

sure beats building a bridge to nowhere....

 

[SparkyJJO]

God forbid we spend any money to upgrade our power grid, replace the bridges that are about to fail, fix our decrepid interstate, and build any ground based rapid transit systems. But yea, first, let's build a death star.

You have no vision