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*sigh* You just can't hire good assassins.

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DrPizza said:
Two. I've hired two assassins so far. Both have failed me. I spent weeks looking for the first one. He promised he'd get the job done - poisonous frozen ball fired from a gun with a silencer. It hits the victim and penetrates the skin. But, other than a little cut, it leaves no traces behind. The stuff is expensive. He asked me if I wanted to purchase two, just as insurance, in case the first shot missed. I asked him, "you're a good assassin, aren't you?" "The best in the business." "Then, I trust you to hit the target on the first shot.'

Whaddya know. The idiot missed. He claims she bent over or something and all he hit was an empty mug, causing the mug to shatter. After failing, he refuses to go back, in case she's on to the fact that there's a hit man out to get her.

So, I had to search for another hit man. After scouring a bunch of ads in the backs of some magazines, I found one willing to work in this state. This guy uses an ultra-high velocity pellet that fragments into a dust upon impact, leaving no trace. He assured me that there was no way he could fail. And there would be no ballistics evidence left behind.

Yet another hit man fails. This idiot claims he accidentally left the safety off on his gun & while waiting for the victim to show up in the cross hairs, accidentally fired a round off into the Christmas tree. Of course, that caused commotion in the house & he ran away. I can only imagine the chaos caused by ornaments on a Christmas tree just randomly exploding.

*sigh* Anyone know of any good magazines with mercenaries for hire in the ads in the back?
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whatever happened to Mercenary4Hire?
i havent seen him post lately
 
slayer202 said:
I actually LOLed at this one.
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In any event I was waiting for a reply, but I need to sleep. if you come up with any valid points feel free to PM me, although I'm willing to bet when I wake up I'll have heard nothing from you as you've got nothing to back up your accusations.

G'night.
 
JohnOfSheffield said:
You do realise that in this exchange you have been trolling him for response?

That is the definition of a troll.

Game, set and match to neckarb.
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Well played captain well played, and I have to say when it comes to talking to that "gentleman" I'm happy to admit that my responses can be defined in that manner.
 
I know a couple guys. They are amazing with motorcycles and magnetized explosives. Its really amazing how talented they are.
 
Killing another person is so easy. I've always wondered why arn't more people "randomly" dieing. We're built like rag-dolls...

First scenario, push in front of a train. You do this during winter, so that you can dress fully covered from head to toe without drawing suspicion. People stand fairly close to the edge when the train is incoming (STUPID), a good shove could easily throw him far enough onto the tracks.

While escaping the scene, yell something that would help mis-identify you. For example, if you were at a near college station, then yell, "my test,, omg my test, I've forgotten my test"

This way people would assume you're a student..,, or a teacher.. when you in fact are niether.

Soooo easy.. omg... I'm gonna wait IN the station next time I go take a train.
 
tp4tissue said:
Killing another person is so easy. I've always wondered why arn't more people "randomly" dieing. We're built like rag-dolls...

First scenario, push in front of a train. You do this during winter, so that you can dress fully covered from head to toe without drawing suspicion. People stand fairly close to the edge when the train is incoming (STUPID), a good shove could easily throw him far enough onto the tracks.

While escaping the scene, yell something that would help mis-identify you. For example, if you were at a near college station, then yell, "my test,, omg my test, I've forgotten my test"

This way people would assume you're a student..,, or a teacher.. when you in fact are niether.

Soooo easy.. omg... I'm gonna wait IN the station next time I go take a train.
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Close enough to ensure that could very easily get you in front of the train yourself and you are counting on no one interfering which is just plain stupid.

The easiest way would be a trigger bomb, you can get mercury switches from a lot of sources, you can use exploding move sensitive triggers or you can just use old fashioned heat triggered bombs, you can use them anywhere, in an apartment, on a car, wherever you'd like, the problem is that that in this day and age the investigation will be thorough so it is a better plan to find out your victims habits.

What does his work shedule look like, does he have hobbies, living arrangments, you want to make it look like a robbery or a transaction going wrong, you want to be in and out without anyone EVER seeing or hearing you do the deed.

Anywhere where it's not crowded, a knife right up the base of the skull, remove all valuable items and make sure you do it near somewhere where you can dump him fast, put duct tape around cotton on the base of the blade and leave it in once you make the stab, know how to swiftly get away from the area and have a reason to be in the area.
 
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