DrPizza
Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
Two. I've hired two assassins so far. Both have failed me. I spent weeks looking for the first one. He promised he'd get the job done - poisonous frozen ball fired from a gun with a silencer. It hits the victim and penetrates the skin. But, other than a little cut, it leaves no traces behind. The stuff is expensive. He asked me if I wanted to purchase two, just as insurance, in case the first shot missed. I asked him, "you're a good assassin, aren't you?" "The best in the business." "Then, I trust you to hit the target on the first shot.'
Whaddya know. The idiot missed. He claims she bent over or something and all he hit was an empty mug, causing the mug to shatter. After failing, he refuses to go back, in case she's on to the fact that there's a hit man out to get her.
So, I had to search for another hit man. After scouring a bunch of ads in the backs of some magazines, I found one willing to work in this state. This guy uses an ultra-high velocity pellet that fragments into a dust upon impact, leaving no trace. He assured me that there was no way he could fail. And there would be no ballistics evidence left behind.
Yet another hit man fails. This idiot claims he accidentally left the safety off on his gun & while waiting for the victim to show up in the cross hairs, accidentally fired a round off into the Christmas tree. Of course, that caused commotion in the house & he ran away. I can only imagine the chaos caused by ornaments on a Christmas tree just randomly exploding.
*sigh* Anyone know of any good magazines with mercenaries for hire in the ads in the back?
Whaddya know. The idiot missed. He claims she bent over or something and all he hit was an empty mug, causing the mug to shatter. After failing, he refuses to go back, in case she's on to the fact that there's a hit man out to get her.
So, I had to search for another hit man. After scouring a bunch of ads in the backs of some magazines, I found one willing to work in this state. This guy uses an ultra-high velocity pellet that fragments into a dust upon impact, leaving no trace. He assured me that there was no way he could fail. And there would be no ballistics evidence left behind.
Yet another hit man fails. This idiot claims he accidentally left the safety off on his gun & while waiting for the victim to show up in the cross hairs, accidentally fired a round off into the Christmas tree. Of course, that caused commotion in the house & he ran away. I can only imagine the chaos caused by ornaments on a Christmas tree just randomly exploding.
*sigh* Anyone know of any good magazines with mercenaries for hire in the ads in the back?
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