Shut up you GODDAMN PEACOCK!!! **EDIT: Now a "PIMP-cock!!"

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: The Dancing Peacock
I resent this thread


You in Palos Verdes? I heard they have them over there. People hate them.

Someone around my parents' house has a flock of them (or maybe they're wild, but they're always in roughly the same place). Several times I came around that corner at high speed to be confronted with a road full of peacocks. Never hit any of them, but came close a few times.



Viper GTS

 

[eakers]

are they agressive?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: The Dancing Peacock
I resent this thread


You in Palos Verdes? I heard they have them over there. People hate them.

Someone around my parents' house has a flock of them (or maybe they're wild, but they're always in roughly the same place). Several times I came around that corner at high speed to be confronted with a road full of peacocks. Never hit any of them, but came close a few times.



Viper GTS

What, and you didn't learn enough to powerslide around at 60+ to clip a couple of em?

- M4H

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: The Dancing Peacock
I resent this thread


You in Palos Verdes? I heard they have them over there. People hate them.

Someone around my parents' house has a flock of them (or maybe they're wild, but they're always in roughly the same place). Several times I came around that corner at high speed to be confronted with a road full of peacocks. Never hit any of them, but came close a few times.



Viper GTS

What, and you didn't learn enough to powerslide around at 60+ to clip a couple of em?

- M4H

It's a very narrow country road, any powerslide would land you right in the ditch.

Viper GTS

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: The Dancing Peacock
I resent this thread


You in Palos Verdes? I heard they have them over there. People hate them.

Someone around my parents' house has a flock of them (or maybe they're wild, but they're always in roughly the same place). Several times I came around that corner at high speed to be confronted with a road full of peacocks. Never hit any of them, but came close a few times.



Viper GTS

What, and you didn't learn enough to powerslide around at 60+ to clip a couple of em?

- M4H

It's a very narrow country road, any powerslide would land you right in the ditch.

Viper GTS

Well, just gun it when you come around the corner then. "Well, I heard my wife was in trouble at home, so I raced to get there as fast as I could!" *thump thump thump*

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I'm scared to click on those new pics. :Q

- M4H

 

[amnesiac]

Updated. Getting it's groove on.
BTW, I live in Rancho Palos Verdes, CA.

 

[geno]

"Pimp-cock"...what a hooker gets when she's short on da money


I'd come up with a new term if I were you

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: The Dancing Peacock
I resent this thread


You in Palos Verdes? I heard they have them over there. People hate them.

Someone around my parents' house has a flock of them (or maybe they're wild, but they're always in roughly the same place). Several times I came around that corner at high speed to be confronted with a road full of peacocks. Never hit any of them, but came close a few times.



Viper GTS

What, and you didn't learn enough to powerslide around at 60+ to clip a couple of em?

- M4H

These are "my people" you're talking about here

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: The Dancing Peacock

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: The Dancing Peacock
I resent this thread


You in Palos Verdes? I heard they have them over there. People hate them.

Someone around my parents' house has a flock of them (or maybe they're wild, but they're always in roughly the same place). Several times I came around that corner at high speed to be confronted with a road full of peacocks. Never hit any of them, but came close a few times.



Viper GTS

What, and you didn't learn enough to powerslide around at 60+ to clip a couple of em?

- M4H

These are "my people" you're talking about here

Bring it.

- M4H

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: geno
"Pimp-cock"...what a hooker gets when she's short on da money


I'd come up with a new term if I were you

It's sufficiently dirty.

 

[Spikesoldier]

can those things fly

 

[Lithium381]

WHOA! Some femmes came to check out his goods. Added a couple pics!!

what a jerk, thought they were hot human females........dickwad

 

[LordMaul]

Wow, you have the coolest domain EVER.

 

[compudog]

As LordMaul said... teh-intarweb RULEZ!!!!

 

[styrafoam]

Call animal control if they are on your property, see what they say about it or what you can do yourself. I would personally follow the dog idea. Peacocks are not endangered.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Wow, you have the coolest domain EVER.

damn seriuosly u do...ahhahah


anyways...forget the lawyer....if you have enough people to speak against it....you should be able to get rid of 'em...especially if their on yours and other people's own property

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: styrafoam
Call animal control if they are on your property, see what they say about it or what you can do yourself. I would personally follow the dog idea. Peacocks are not endangered.

Attempts to catch and relocate the birds are slow and cumbersome.

The situation is addressed here in a community bulletin.

The biggest problem are the residents who LIKE the peacocks and fight tooth and nail to keep them here. They think it adds to the uniqueness of the community. I think they are stupid and should be relocated in wire cages along with the peacocks.

If I could trap the birds without the nasty lawyer neighbor getting wind of it I would.

 

[wnied]

BB Guns are more fun.

Just pretend their Iraqi Spy Peacocks and fire away!
~wnied~

 

[MercenaryForHire]

/me reads bulletin

1) Get a high-pressure car washer.
2) Set your alarm for 5:55am.
3) Do some early-morning target shooting.

- M4H

 

[Rent]

You should go to the lawyers house early in the morning and start yelling outside his window.

 

[TheShiz]

earplugs.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/me reads bulletin

1) Get a high-pressure car washer.
2) Set your alarm for 5:55am.
3) Do some early-morning target shooting.

- M4H

haha, that's bad

 

[ElFenix]

hehehe peacock infestation

a pellet gun should make them leave

 

[AlienCraft]

I look at them birds and I see a Turkey in drag......