I had two rats as pets and I thought they were both females but then one day they started playing leap frog and failing at it, so few weeks later I've got like 20 rats and they were cool and all but the dad started to get all shitty with me so I fed him some decon.
I thought it would kill him pretty quickly but after coming home day after day and him getting worse and worse and shitting all over I decided to put him out of his misery, I put him in a shoe box and hooked it up to my cars exhaust for like 10 minutes. I thought he was dead but when I went outside later I heard noise coming from the trash can so at that point I was like "damn this thing won't fucking die" so I doused him in gas and lit him on fire.
Well then the mom was cool for awhile but then she started getting shitty with me and the babies were slowly getting eaten so I was like "allright, you guys gotta go". I knew if I sent them back to the pet store they'd just be fed to snakes so I found a giant metal box thing I had and I drilled some tiny holes in it. I filled the bathtub up with water and then submerged it, it took awhile for it to fill to the top with water but then they started scratching all frantically trying to get out (there was like 14 of em at this point the mom had ate the rest) and then after about a minute or two they stopped moving. So that was the end of that.
I forget why I typed all that.
