Should I jump off a bridge?

rakzum

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Man, I am such a loser. Moreover, I think I may end up on the street. My sister has a degree in math and civil engineering, she was a B+ student and she can't even find a job. Because of that I feel really anxious as Hell. Thankfully, my other sister is a doctor. I hope I end up earning a decent salary somehow.
 
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I've jumped off many bridges in my life. Some were into water and some were on the end of a bungie cord.

They were all fun experiences so yeah... I say go for it.
 

DominionSeraph

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61qXcPjs5So
 

waggy

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Man, I am such a loser. Moreover, I think I may end up on the street. My sister has a degree in math and civil engineering, she was a B+ student and she can't even find a job. Because of that I feel really anxious as Hell. Thankfully, my other sister is a doctor. I hope I end up earning a decent salary somehow.

2 words. Male prostitute.

we even have a member here can give you tips (or teh whole thing hah!)


OR you can pimp out the sisters. got pics?
 

Fritzo

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Jan 3, 2001
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2 words. Male prostitute.

we even have a member here can give you tips (or teh whole thing hah!)


OR you can pimp out the sisters. got pics?

I thought that was an awesome career, then it turns out your #1 client is DUDES! WTF! Why do old fat guys want to put their viagra pumped pee pee's in my poop chute????
 

tydas

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Well, the powers that be already gave your answers...two things mobility and low pay...you will most likely need to move to somewhere that has jobs and take lower pay to boot...

looks like Marx was right...

"The workers cannot survive except by working for capitalists, and the state preserves this inequality of power. In normal role of force is structural, part of the usual workings of the system. The reserve army of unemployed workers continually threatens employed workers, pushing them to work hard to produce for the capitalists.

"
 

rakzum

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Sep 12, 2011
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How hard is it though?

I heard they put fences with barbed wires so that your balls get stuck and learn your lesson.
 

Kadarin

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Nov 23, 2001
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Yes you should. The moderators should also ban you from posting on this forum.
 

rakzum

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They should legalize euthanasia. Euthanizing people is less cruel than letting them rot on the street.
 

AMDZen

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Things will get better. Don't do anything crazy dude.

Why are you and so many others taking this guy seriously? He's been around all of 3-4 days and has done nothing but troll and post nonsense

At the very least he needs to have his Internet persona jump off a bridge