Should I have been hit for this?

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nutxo

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Grocery shopping with my wife and we realize we forgot something in produce so I went back to get it and was going to catch up with her. I get an onion and find her on the feminine hygiene aisle.

She standing there staring at these things for longer than I care to .

" Whats the problem. I've seen the commercials. These are for swimming, I always see women dancing in the commercials for those... Where are the ones for sitting on you're ass and watching tv?"

She hit me.


Hmm
 
thescreensavers

thescreensavers

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So what your saying is that she sits home and does nothing all day. Kind of a rude comment. So yea you got a slap letting you know she did not like what you said.

This is not Atot worthy!
 
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nutxo

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Originally posted by: thescreensavers
So what your saying is that she sits home and does nothing all day. Kind of a rude comment. So yea you got a slap letting you know she did not like what you said.

This is not Atot worthy!
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It was a joke!!!!!!!!

She laughed. Afterwards..
 
zerocool84

zerocool84

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Originally posted by: thescreensavers
So what your saying is that she sits home and does nothing all day. Kind of a rude comment. So yea you got a slap letting you know she did not like what you said.

This is not Atot worthy!
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I'm sure she's made a very similar comment to him before but men don't make an issue out of it and slug the woman on the arm for saying it. He was playing around.
 
BoomerD

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: thescreensavers
So what your saying is that she sits home and does nothing all day. Kind of a rude comment. So yea you got a slap letting you know she did not like what you said.

This is not Atot worthy!
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Wow...the moron is strong in this one...:roll:


OP, you're lucky she didn't provide an application of the magic elbow to your ribs for...theraputic purposes...

My wife's good at sneaking a jab in from time to time after comments similar to yours...
 
PlasmaBomb

PlasmaBomb

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Originally posted by: nutxo
Grocery shopping with my wife and we realize we forgot something in produce so I went back to get it and was going to catch up with her. I get an onion and find her on the feminine hygiene aisle.

She standing there staring at these things for longer than I care to .

" Whats the problem. I've seen the commercials. These are for swimming, I always see women dancing in the commercials for those... Where are the ones for sitting on you're ass and watching tv?"

She hit me.


Hmm
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No you should not have been hit... ban your wife.

Violence is not the answer
 
Inspector Jihad

Inspector Jihad

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Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: nutxo
Grocery shopping with my wife and we realize we forgot something in produce so I went back to get it and was going to catch up with her. I get an onion and find her on the feminine hygiene aisle.

She standing there staring at these things for longer than I care to .

" Whats the problem. I've seen the commercials. These are for swimming, I always see women dancing in the commercials for those... Where are the ones for sitting on you're ass and watching tv?"

She hit me.


Hmm
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No you should not have been hit... ban your wife.

Violence is not the answer
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lol :thumbsup:
 
TwiceOver

TwiceOver

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I had a similar situation standing in that isle with my wife. I saw a discarded loaf of bread. I held up the loaf and said to my wife "I didn't know this would work... You know how much money we could be saving?!"

She didn't find it funny, neither did the mom and daughter just down the way.
 
Chunkee

Chunkee

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all of you with a similar wuss response and wife trepidation, turn in your man card...if you even have one.
 
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69Mach1

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You should know you can't say something like that and get off without retribution. All married men know that women are more violent and dangerous than grizzly bears. And that they have their sense of humor removed right after the wedding ceremony. You must be new to this or you'd know these facts.
 
rivan

rivan

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Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: nutxo
Grocery shopping with my wife and we realize we forgot something in produce so I went back to get it and was going to catch up with her. I get an onion and find her on the feminine hygiene aisle.

She standing there staring at these things for longer than I care to .

" Whats the problem. I've seen the commercials. These are for swimming, I always see women dancing in the commercials for those... Where are the ones for sitting on you're ass and watching tv?"

She hit me.


Hmm
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No you should not have been hit... ban your wife.

Violence is not the answer
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Well played, PlasmaBomb!

Oh, and

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Pics of wife?
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geecee

geecee

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She hit you for that? Withhold sex! :p

Seriously, my wife makes comments about me getting heavy all the time, but then always tells me to finish up whatever she or the kids don't eat, so as not to waste food.
 
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