Should I eat 2 week old pizza?

[Bootprint]

I think a two week old slice of pizza might be considered a weapon, once it dries out those things are dangerous.

Oh, did it have any of that special moving rice on it?

 

[FrustratedUser]

no stupid.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Howard
Do you treat your women like you do your pizza?

You mean does he ponder publicly if he should eat them or not? Does he leave them on the counter for two weeks?

 

[GroundZero]

wait another week and a half then eat up

 

[glugglug]

Dominos has enough preservatives it is ok after 4 months unrefrigerated.

Most other pizza is bad within days or less.

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: MrPickins
My wife's response when i read the OP's post

"Damn! Tell him to scrape together 75cents and go to Taco Bell"

I think the look on her face was something like this :Q

At least $1.29 for a 1/2 burrito

Glad I dont live where you do, last bean burrito I bought form Taco Bell was 79 cents.

Of course there are alot more options for mexican food here in TX. I don't go to taco bell much.

Hell, ramen noodles(Bachelor Chow) are like 25 cents.

 

[NakaNaka]

Sure, if you don't want to make it to 7000 posts.

 

[DeadByDawn]

Microwave it first, that will sterilize it. Then eat it.

 

[poopaskoopa]

Pics?

 

[Baked]

Maybe the OP dipped the pizza in bleach and ate it.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
Microwave it first, that will sterilize it. Then eat it.

Your username is very appropriate for this thread.

I wouldn't trust the microwave to make the pizza "safe" if it had been sitting out for two weeks - I'd even be cautious if it had been refrigerated for those two weeks. I just don't understand how people leave food out like this - when I buy food of some sort, I usually intend to eat it.

 

[MasterAndCommander]

Eat it...if it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger :thumbsup:

 

[Amdiggidy]

TWO WEEKS on the counter (vs. the fridge?) Are you mental?

Here are 10 easy steps on how to really 'tear' yourself up:

1. Grab a handful of shredded cheese out of the fridge.
2. Place cheese on counter.
3. Grab pepperoni out of fridge.
4. Place on counter.
5. Grab a slice of bread.
6. Place on counter.
7. Smear some sauce on the counter for the heck of it.
8. Cover mess with a piece of cardboard. (Any cardboard box will do)
9. Leave for two weeks.
10. At the end of two weeks, lick the mess up.


Bonus step #11: Make sure you have a toilet and a trash can handy.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Don't listen to the naysayers... It's your food budget. Save the cash and enjoy the food.

 

[Sentinel]

just eat it while you are in the bathroom next to the toilet, and bring some pepto with you lmao

 

[nater]

that's sick. I wouldn't touch pizza that had been in the fridge that long, let alone the counter.

 

[imported_waldo]

This is my thoughts....take a bite...if it is tingly on your tongue...you got some live bacteria there, throw it out...if you don't get any tinglies on the tongue...gobble up! (by the way, to get the tinglies you have to chew it a bit, you can just bite and swallow.)

ENJOY!1

 

[BigToque]

Well, I didn't eat it. I made a lasagna instead.

I don't actually know why we didn't throw the pizza out before. We didn't eat all of it the first night and left it out and just kinda forgot about it as it got stuff piled on top of it.