Shotguns or Swords

[RKS]

Most 'normal' people hang their diplomas/licenses so I am going for a different look.

I won't have access to any shotguns until a few people leave but I do have a couple swords. The swords are about 5' and seems pretty heavy. They would probably be hung on a wall, preferably away from some of my 'unbalanced' clients.

I'll try to update with pics of the swords today.

Crappy BB pic of 1 sword

Conan?

 

[SSSnail]

Please do it, and post pictures. Why not both?

 

[Arcadio]

Swords, definitely.

Is there a poll?

 

[Praxis1452]

Both.

 

[nakedfrog]

Gunblade?

 

[lxskllr]

Depends on what kind of office, and what kind of swords/shotguns.

 

[effowe]

Both would come in handy when the Zombie invasion begins.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Swords are good but, nothing makes a statement like a morning star.

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: lxskllr
Depends on what kind of office, and what kind of swords/shotguns.

It's a law office. I'll take pics of the shotguns/rack as well but I'm not sure what type they are. I have posted other pics from our bathroom but those were of "Penises of the Animal Kingdom" and a old condom dispenser.

 

[PepePeru]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
Swords are good but, nothing makes a statement like a morning star.

does it matter if the statement is 'i look like a douche?'

 

[lxskllr]

For a law office, the shotguns would have to be antique; Either over/unders, or double barrels. Otherwise, I'd go with *tasteful* swords, preferably antiques. Fantasy swords won't fit the bill ;^)

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: effowe
Both would come in handy when the Zombie invasion begins.

good point, I think some of my clients may have already converted.

 

[Atheus]

Probably swords. What kind of swords? The shotguns would have to be really expensive stuff to look good.

 

[Mutilator]

Unless you have a balcony overlooking a large field full of birds to shoot at... I'd say swords.

I use to joke about shooting a smiley face on a silhouette target and hanging it up in the office... but some people might take that as a threat. 😛

 

[sandorski]

One of them Klingon thingies!!

Or a Zat N'k'atel

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: sandorski
One of them Klingon thingies!!

Or a Zat N'k'atel

Bat'Leth 🙂

 

[mugs]

Depends, are you more concerned about zombies or ninjas?

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: mugs
Depends, are you more concerned about zombies or ninjas?

Ooh, that would make a killer episode of Deadliest Warrior... Zombies vs. Ninja's 🙂

 

[JulesMaximus]

I like to keep a full-size guillotine by my desk.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Swords definitely.

Remember, it's only gay if you cross swords. Oh wait...wrong thread.

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I like to keep a full-size guillotine by my desk.

My boss is a few doors down. He's the best at chopping off heads.

A few ago hefired someone "Office Space" style. He told the guy he wasn't firing him, just taking him off the payroll and he could stick around if he wanted. I guess this was to get around any unemployment payout.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I say go for the Trebuchet.

 

[zinfamous]

what makes better office decor

I'm gonna go with stripper pole + stripper.

 

[n yusef]

Whatever happened to hanging art on the walls?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

How about a shotgun AND a sword in an X