Shotguns or Swords

RKS

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Most 'normal' people hang their diplomas/licenses so I am going for a different look.

I won't have access to any shotguns until a few people leave but I do have a couple swords. The swords are about 5' and seems pretty heavy. They would probably be hung on a wall, preferably away from some of my 'unbalanced' clients.

I'll try to update with pics of the swords today.

Crappy BB pic of 1 sword

Conan?
 

lxskllr

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Depends on what kind of office, and what kind of swords/shotguns.
 

RKS

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Originally posted by: lxskllr
Depends on what kind of office, and what kind of swords/shotguns.

It's a law office. I'll take pics of the shotguns/rack as well but I'm not sure what type they are. I have posted other pics from our bathroom but those were of "Penises of the Animal Kingdom" and a old condom dispenser.
 

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Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
Swords are good but, nothing makes a statement like a morning star.

does it matter if the statement is 'i look like a douche?'
 

lxskllr

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For a law office, the shotguns would have to be antique; Either over/unders, or double barrels. Otherwise, I'd go with *tasteful* swords, preferably antiques. Fantasy swords won't fit the bill ;^)
 

RKS

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Originally posted by: effowe
Both would come in handy when the Zombie invasion begins.

good point, I think some of my clients may have already converted.
 

Atheus

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Probably swords. What kind of swords? The shotguns would have to be really expensive stuff to look good.
 

Mutilator

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Unless you have a balcony overlooking a large field full of birds to shoot at... I'd say swords.

I use to joke about shooting a smiley face on a silhouette target and hanging it up in the office... but some people might take that as a threat. :p
 

ultimatebob

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Originally posted by: mugs
Depends, are you more concerned about zombies or ninjas?

Ooh, that would make a killer episode of Deadliest Warrior... Zombies vs. Ninja's :)
 

RKS

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I like to keep a full-size guillotine by my desk.

My boss is a few doors down. He's the best at chopping off heads.

A few ago hefired someone "Office Space" style. He told the guy he wasn't firing him, just taking him off the payroll and he could stick around if he wanted. I guess this was to get around any unemployment payout.