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Seriously, the "fireplace" shooting was just pure pr0nage! (pwnage + gun porn)Originally posted by: n7
Whoa. Just watched this.
Pretty awesome movie in a pure mindless action way.
Clive Owen ftw.
Seriously, the "fireplace" shooting was just pure pr0nage! (pwnage + gun porn)Originally posted by: n7
Whoa. Just watched this.
Pretty awesome movie in a pure mindless action way.
Clive Owen ftw.
Originally posted by: Kyle
I saw it a couple nights ago and really enjoyed it...like others have said- it's mindless, over the top, "did they really just do that?" type of movie. Watching it with anyone who would take it seriously could be akward though =)
Corney lines, unrealistic scenes etc etc....but a lot of fun
Originally posted by: destrekor
I love how all the critics of the movie don't seem to understand the point of the movie, even though it's blatantly obvious in the title: let's make fun of every gun movie possible, making our movie one giant ass parody. At the same time, we are going to take every cliched character personality stereotype, every cliched shooter moments, add a little kick and flavor, and make it a balls out shooter.
I enjoyed it a lot, especially on the premise that in all of its glory, for fans of major commercial shooters, you'll be able to pick out the stereotypical moments and know to what movie they are nodding to.
I defend it, because it was genius. I absolutely loved this movie for what is really was: gun porn, lots of action, and fun characters.
Originally posted by: dbk
Do not watch it! It is boring as sin.
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: destrekor
I love how all the critics of the movie don't seem to understand the point of the movie, even though it's blatantly obvious in the title: let's make fun of every gun movie possible, making our movie one giant ass parody. At the same time, we are going to take every cliched character personality stereotype, every cliched shooter moments, add a little kick and flavor, and make it a balls out shooter.
I enjoyed it a lot, especially on the premise that in all of its glory, for fans of major commercial shooters, you'll be able to pick out the stereotypical moments and know to what movie they are nodding to.
I defend it, because it was genius. I absolutely loved this movie for what is really was: gun porn, lots of action, and fun characters.
I see your point, but that's a rather liberal use of "genius." by that logic, trash such as "Scary Movie 1-18," "Date Movie" "Meet the Spartans" and every other spoof movie is genius.
It's one thing to spoof a genre really well, but it's never genius to pull off such a spoof. Of course, I agree that you should be able to appreciate it for what it is and not complain about its stupidity when it's obviously making fun of itself.
Clever, probably. Genius...no way. Genius requires originality, this stuff only exists b/c it isn't original.
Originally posted by: MrBond
I watched it this weekend and loved it. It was pretty much the definition of "popcorn flick".
My only complaint is it looked like they spent about $15 on the last big scene - horrible, horrible CGI. Other than that, it was an awesome movie.
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: dbk
Do not watch it! It is boring as sin.
😕
I just can't imagine someone finding this film boring. Hitman...that's a boring "action" movie. Shoot 'Em Up was a lot of things, but boring was not one of them.
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: dbk
Do not watch it! It is boring as sin.
😕
I just can't imagine someone finding this film boring. Hitman...that's a boring "action" movie. Shoot 'Em Up was a lot of things, but boring was not one of them.
It literally bored me to sleep. It just was not engaging or stimulating to the ol' gray matter. Indeed, quite the reverse. Mind numbing would be the term. Same experience recently with Transformers.
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: dbk
Do not watch it! It is boring as sin.
😕
I just can't imagine someone finding this film boring. Hitman...that's a boring "action" movie. Shoot 'Em Up was a lot of things, but boring was not one of them.
It literally bored me to sleep. It just was not engaging or stimulating to the ol' gray matter. Indeed, quite the reverse. Mind numbing would be the term. Same experience recently with Transformers.
Well i can safely say that you and I would not get along, at all.
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: dbk
Do not watch it! It is boring as sin.
😕
I just can't imagine someone finding this film boring. Hitman...that's a boring "action" movie. Shoot 'Em Up was a lot of things, but boring was not one of them.
It literally bored me to sleep. It just was not engaging or stimulating to the ol' gray matter. Indeed, quite the reverse. Mind numbing would be the term. Same experience recently with Transformers.
Well i can safely say that you and I would not get along, at all.
Aww, don't be like dat dawg. How about Eastern Promises or Dead Man's Shoes which I also watched recently? They are not "action movies" as such but did have action and bloodshed and neither prompted me to doze.
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: dbk
Do not watch it! It is boring as sin.
😕
I just can't imagine someone finding this film boring. Hitman...that's a boring "action" movie. Shoot 'Em Up was a lot of things, but boring was not one of them.
It literally bored me to sleep. It just was not engaging or stimulating to the ol' gray matter. Indeed, quite the reverse. Mind numbing would be the term. Same experience recently with Transformers.
Well i can safely say that you and I would not get along, at all.
Aww, don't be like dat dawg. How about Eastern Promises or Dead Man's Shoes which I also watched recently? They are not "action movies" as such but did have action and bloodshed and neither prompted me to doze.
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: dbk
Do not watch it! It is boring as sin.
😕
I just can't imagine someone finding this film boring. Hitman...that's a boring "action" movie. Shoot 'Em Up was a lot of things, but boring was not one of them.
It literally bored me to sleep. It just was not engaging or stimulating to the ol' gray matter. Indeed, quite the reverse. Mind numbing would be the term. Same experience recently with Transformers.
Well i can safely say that you and I would not get along, at all.
Aww, don't be like dat dawg. How about Eastern Promises or Dead Man's Shoes which I also watched recently? They are not "action movies" as such but did have action and bloodshed and neither prompted me to doze.
Haven't seen either of them, but i do really want to see Promises. I'll let ya know. LOL
Originally posted by: compman25
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: dbk
Do not watch it! It is boring as sin.
😕
I just can't imagine someone finding this film boring. Hitman...that's a boring "action" movie. Shoot 'Em Up was a lot of things, but boring was not one of them.
It literally bored me to sleep. It just was not engaging or stimulating to the ol' gray matter. Indeed, quite the reverse. Mind numbing would be the term. Same experience recently with Transformers.
Well i can safely say that you and I would not get along, at all.
Aww, don't be like dat dawg. How about Eastern Promises or Dead Man's Shoes which I also watched recently? They are not "action movies" as such but did have action and bloodshed and neither prompted me to doze.
Eastern Promises was another movie that started out slow, and just when you think it's gonna have lots of action, the credits roll and it's over. I was disappointed.