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darkeneddays

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Jan 10, 2002
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Congrats! :)

For the occasion: Wife 1.0


Dear Tech Support,
>
>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed
>that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up
>a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this
>phenomenon was
>included in the product brochure.
>
>In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
>launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other
>system activity.
>Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and
>Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
>selected.
>
>I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
>run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about
>going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on
>this program.
>
>Can you please help me !!!???
>
>Thanks,
>A TROUBLED USER
>------------------------------------------------------------
>
>Dear TROUBLED USER,
>
>This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due
>to a
>primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
>Wife
>1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
>ENTERTAINMENT
>program.
>Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run
>everything.
>
>It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert
>back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system
>would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
>It is
>impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the
>system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because
>Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
>
>Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up
>with
>more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
>"Warnings-Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and
>deal with the situation.
>
>I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to
>alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I
>might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General
>Partnership Faults(GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for
>faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The
>best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In
>any case avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR and command C:\APOLOGIZE
>before
>the operating system will return to normal. The system will run
>smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
>
>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider
>buying
>additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I
>recommend
>Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances install
>Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application
>for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating
>system.
>
>Best of Luck,
>Tech Support
 
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Danman

Lifer
Nov 9, 1999
13,134
0
0
Originally posted by: darkeneddays
Congrats! :)

For the occasion: Wife 1.0


Dear Tech Support,
>
>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed
>that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up
>a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this
>phenomenon was
>included in the product brochure.
>
>In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
>launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other
>system activity.
>Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and
>Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
>selected.
>
>I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
>run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about
>going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on
>this program.
>
>Can you please help me !!!???
>
>Thanks,
>A TROUBLED USER
>------------------------------------------------------------
>
>Dear TROUBLED USER,
>
>This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due
>to a
>primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
>Wife
>1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
>ENTERTAINMENT
>program.
>Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run
>everything.
>
>It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert
>back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system
>would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
>It is
>impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the
>system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because
>Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
>
>Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up
>with
>more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
>"Warnings-Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and
>deal with the situation.
>
>I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to
>alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I
>might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General
>Partnership Faults(GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for
>faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The
>best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In
>any case avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR and command C:\APOLOGIZE
>before
>the operating system will return to normal. The system will run
>smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
>
>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider
>buying
>additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I
>recommend
>Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances install
>Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application
>for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating
>system.
>
>Best of Luck,
>Tech Support
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LOL, that's good! :p
 
EagleKeeper

EagleKeeper

Discussion Club Moderator<br>Elite Member
Staff member
Oct 30, 2000
42,589
5
0
Congrats, now she gets to find out what is behind the mask:evil:
 
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jagr10

Golden Member
Jan 21, 2001
1,995
0
0
Good luck, the stats aren't really in your favour! Make sure you plan for divorce!
 
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LAUST

Diamond Member
Sep 13, 2000
8,957
1
81
Originally posted by: ElFenix
shouldn't you be like... doing her or something instead of posting on the internet?
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Maybe they don't believe in pre marital sex so they can get all revv'd up now :p

 
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rgwalt

Diamond Member
Apr 22, 2000
7,393
0
0
I can't believe that no one has asked for pics... that is so uncharacteristic of ATOT... I must have missed it.

Anyway, congrats!

R
 
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CraigRT

Lifer
Jun 16, 2000
31,440
5
0
My cousin/best friend just proposed to his GF a few weeks back.. she said yes of course too :)
they have only been going out a year and some
but they are quite happy!
 
aphex

aphex

Moderator<br>All Things Apple
Moderator
Jul 19, 2001
38,572
2
91
Congrats.....! :)

Ironically enough, i just posted a thread about engagement rings without even seeing this here... hehe... :D
 
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