As you share this momentous day
Family and friends, you can hear say
On love's wings
Your heart does fly!
Put your head between your legs
And kiss your ass goodbye
Marriage and it's bastard son Cohabitation are truly Satan's Ninth Plague upon this earth and mankind. Two years from now, you'll be singing the old, but concisely true song "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit.
*makes sign of the cross* Bless you and good luck. You'll need it...
Remember this:
If it were not for the Pink Fuzzy Bunny women hide b/t their slender legs, they would be completely useless.