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she did it. she went there.

moshquerade

moshquerade

No Lifer
Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
2:49 PM EST, December 23, 2008

A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's penis because she didn't want to have sex with him.

Charris Bowers was arrested Saturday by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy, accused of misdemeanor battery. A judge set her free Sunday without requiring her to post bail.

Her husband, Delou Bowers, today would not comment.

According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his penis.

He tried to stop her, he told a deputy, but she kept at it. He then began to punch her in the head and pushed her to the floor, and she let go, according to the arrest report.

Charris Bowers gave the officer two versions of what happened. She first said she was sitting on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth, according to the report.

"She then bit it to get him away from her," the report said.

She later said her husband walked over with his penis exposed, and she bit it.

Either way, the deputy saw the injury, photographed it then arrested Mrs. Bowers.
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http://www.orlandosentinel.com...122308,0,1547730.story
 
Red: [narrating] Two things never happened again after that. The Sisters never laid a finger on Andy again...
 
Here we go.

Maybe it should say "bite" instead of "touch" though.



Can't decide on a BJ or vaginal sex?

Just remember: a vagina doesn't (well, shouldn't) have teeth.


 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Random Variable
Yet another penis thread started by Mosh? She must think about penises 24/7.
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24/6. i take sundays off.
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Good girl. We are also all gratefull you didn't post pictures of the injured member.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Charris Bowers gave the officer two versions of what happened. She first said she was sitting on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth, according to the report.

"She then bit it to get him away from her," the report said.
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She sits around with her mouth open?

If a girl has her jaw closed, there's a 0% chance that a guy is going to be able to force his penis in there. Jaw muscles are STRONG.
 
Originally posted by: zinfamous
oh right, Florida.

I like how his name is Delou.
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LOL... anyone else from Florida probably realizes how much retardedness happens in this state. I watch "Smoking Gun presents World's Dumbest..." and other shows about dumb crooks/people and a good percentage of each show is from Florida. We were laughing about this article yesterday at work.
 
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