she did it. she went there.

[Amused]

Now see, if he had been a good wife beater, the bitch wouldn't have had any teeth left to do this.

Live and learn...

 

[SP33Demon]

Maybe Mosh is bragging here.

 

[SP33Demon]

dp

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: dighn
yep. she has that penis biter look.

personal experience?

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Charris Bowers gave the officer two versions of what happened. She first said she was sitting on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth, according to the report.

"She then bit it to get him away from her," the report said.

She sits around with her mouth open?

If a girl has her jaw closed, there's a 0% chance that a guy is going to be able to force his penis in there. Jaw muscles are STRONG.

ANDY
Anything you put in my mouth,
you're going to lose.

BOGS
You don't understand. You do that,
I'll put all eight inches of this
steel ii your ear.

ANDY
Okay. But you should know that
sudden serious brain injury causes
the victim to bite down. Hard.
In fact, I understand the bite-reflex
is so strong the victim's jaws have
to be pried open with a crowbar.

 

[Rubycon]

He probably deserved it.

 

[misle]

She probably watched this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs

 

[dennilfloss]

Maybe it smelled like gorgonzola cheese...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Coklq_pA0&fmt=22

 

[Itchrelief]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Poor guy. Probably thought he was getting a BJ or something good.

he got a Bite Job

 

[finite automaton]

Originally posted by: Rubycon
He probably deserved it.

If the police agreed with you she probably wouldn't be in jail.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Rubycon
He probably deserved it.

yeah since he held her down and forced his penis in her mouth. not like she couldnt do something like. oh walk away? keep her mouth closed? told him to go jerk off? nope her only option was to bite him on the dick.


thats just fucking retarded.

 

[cheezy321]

Originally posted by: bobross419

Originally posted by: zinfamous
oh right, Florida.

I like how his name is Delou.

LOL... anyone else from Florida probably realizes how much retardedness happens in this state. I watch "Smoking Gun presents World's Dumbest..." and other shows about dumb crooks/people and a good percentage of each show is from Florida. We were laughing about this article yesterday at work.

You need to go to fark.com.

The only state that has its own tag is florida. Its the weirdest state of them all.

 

[Rubycon]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Rubycon
He probably deserved it.

yeah since he held her down and forced his penis in her mouth. not like she couldnt do something like. oh walk away? keep her mouth closed? told him to go jerk off? nope her only option was to bite him on the dick.


thats just fucking retarded.

Good thing your sarcasm meter isn't in your mouth - the battery has leaked out and electrolyte is pretty bitter tasting.

But NO means NO.

 

[TehMac]

This is why we need to bring back wife beating, make them more cooperative to our needs. :roll:

 

[moparacer]

Originally posted by: dighn
yep. she has that penis biter look.

Those eyes......

yikes!

 

[her209]

Wait, does this mean biting isn't usually part of the act?

:Q

 

[boomerang]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

http://www.orlandosentinel.com...122308,0,1547730.story

You people have no compassion. Look at her nose, how is she going to breath when her mouth is full of tube steak? She's biting it to get him to pull it out so she can breath.

 

[manowar821]

Originally posted by: her209
Wait, does this mean biting isn't usually part of the act?

:Q

LIGHTLY, for the love of all things good, bite LIGHTLY.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: bobross419

Originally posted by: zinfamous
oh right, Florida.

I like how his name is Delou.

LOL... anyone else from Florida probably realizes how much retardedness happens in this state. I watch "Smoking Gun presents World's Dumbest..." and other shows about dumb crooks/people and a good percentage of each show is from Florida. We were laughing about this article yesterday at work.

There's a reason why Florida has its own Fark tag.

Reminds me of the Adam Carolla "Germany or Florida" game. (although they should probably add Japan)

 

[mjrpes3]

She desperately needs a nose job.

 

[clamum]

*Insert picture of clown with mouth full of sharp teeth, caption "I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK" here*

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: clamum
*Insert picture of clown with mouth full of sharp teeth, caption "I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK" here*

clown_penis.jpg

 

[SagaLore]

Merry Christmas!

 

[RaistlinZ]

What's up with her pig nose? It looks like she has no nostrils.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: clamum
*Insert picture of clown with mouth full of sharp teeth, caption "I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK" here*

clown_penis.jpg

Now where have I seen that before?

Maybe it was the 6th reply to a thread somewhere. Maybe.