share your birth defects

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I was born without a conscience and morals.

amish

lol


uh... I was born a nef.

 

[Lucky]

my middle toes are longer than any of my other toes.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Lucky
my middle toes are longer than any of my other toes.

FREAK! j/k. My big toe is huge, the rest of my toes are at least 1/2cm shorter than it.

 

[Spamela]

my outer 2 toes on each foot are turned slightly (this is a known sign of superior intelligence - you could look it up).

 

[CurtCold]

Born with a hernia.....man that had to hurt..

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: CurtCold
Born with a hernia.....man that had to hurt..

So was i. Then had a repeat of it when I was 5.

 

[CurtCold]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: CurtCold
Born with a hernia.....man that had to hurt..

So was i. Then had a repeat of it when I was 5.

Dang no repeats here, but it was born, straight to the operating table. I don't remember it of course, but there are pics of me with tubes going everywhere...kinda looks like Neo in the Matrix....

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: CurtCold

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: CurtCold
Born with a hernia.....man that had to hurt..

So was i. Then had a repeat of it when I was 5.

Dang no repeats here, but it was born, straight to the operating table. I don't remember it of course, but there are pics of me with tubes going everywhere...kinda looks like Neo in the Matrix....

Heh, never saw the pics, but I have the scars to prove it.

 

[Kev]

I have spina bifida. Basically it means there is a gap in my spine. Kinda hurts the old back.

 

[Chadder007]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: CurtCold
Born with a hernia.....man that had to hurt..

So was i. Then had a repeat of it when I was 5.

Same here too....

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Malfunctioning heart.

Blood pressure in the double-digits (96/52) and a resting heart rate of 56. Low 40s when I'm sleeping.

And people wonder why I always look so pale.

- M4H

 

[RossMAN]

Extremely sensitive ear lobes and a tight ass.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Extremely sensitive ear lobes and a tight ass.

Don't forget your propensity to ferengi.

 

[DeafeningSilence]

I was born with a VSD -- Ventricular Septal Defect (a hole in one of the walls of the heart). The doctors told my mom that I probably wouldn't grow and explained to her the warning signs of heart failure.

Well, I grew. But during high school, doctors discovered that I have cardiomyopathy. Reggie Lews of the Boston Celtics is probably the most famous victim of this disorder, along with Hank Gathers.

 

[Vadatajs]

Originally posted by: Windogg
I have a crack in my butt

Mine was still under warranty, so I sent it back as soon as the problem became evident. I'm still waiting for a replacement.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I can only type 90 words per minute.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: prodigy69
very small penis

Thats not defect if you're asian. J/K!!!

 

[Azraele]

I have a birthmark on the back of my neck. So do my two brothers. Speed bump in the birth canal?

 

[Geekbabe]

I am unable to retain money in my wallet for long

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Francodman
What, you were born with one eye?

I was born with a brown eye.:Q

I was born with TWO brown eyes, freaky huh?!?!?! :Q

 

[CurtCold]

Originally posted by: Vadatajs

Originally posted by: Windogg
I have a crack in my butt

Mine was still under warranty, so I sent it back as soon as the problem became evident. I'm still waiting for a replacement.

Damn RMA's LOL

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: baffled2
I am unable to retain money in my wallet for long

No, that's a worth defect.

 

[slycat]

i have a little case of tinea versicolor

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: SSP

Originally posted by: prodigy69
very small penis

Thats not defect if you're asian. J/K!!!

Hey! We can't help it!

 

[ElFenix]

i was born a month early