Sex

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: xuanman

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
- Barbara Bush

Hehehehehe every time I read that.

barbara bush talking about oral sex? that's something i can't picture

Maybe she's very experienced in oral sex? All the men she blew still remember?

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Maybe she's very experienced in oral sex? All the men she blew still remember?

Even the Queen of England has surely given a few blow-jobs in her day???

 

[T2T III]

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. - Billy Joel

And to think, Billy Joel was married to Christie Brinkley. Was he referring to her as good, or would he have rather eaten a PB&J sandwich instead?

 

[spanky]

pics?!

 

[aphex]

I wont have sex till after christmas. - aphexii

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: teqwiz
coulda had some an hour ago. Dang UT2003. She's snoozin now.

My friend, you need your head examined...

Actually, your gf/so/wife needs hers examined...

If I was sitting at the computer and Thumper wanted sex, she wouldn't put up with "oh, just a minute, I'm playing a game". She'd come in here, grab the keyboard from me and hit me with it. Then she'd grab my arm and drag me away...

Grasshopper

YOU BASTERD

 

[Praetor]

Monica: Hey Pheobe, guess what I'm thinking!
Pheobe: Oh, Okay! How it's been so long since you've had sex and you're wondering if they've changed it?
Monica: No, but now I am.



That's me right now. :Q

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: bigrash

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. - Elton John

I believe Elton John stole that quote from Jerboy so you should give credit where credit is due.

Elton John sucks wookie balls (tiny fury triangles)

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: aphexII
I wont have sex till after christmas. - aphexii

Wow, a master of his domain.:Q

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: Muadib

Originally posted by: aphexII
I wont have sex till after christmas. - aphexii

Wow, a master of his domain.:Q

No, my girlfriend is just 5000 miles away from me until christmas

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: aphexII

Originally posted by: Muadib

Originally posted by: aphexII
I wont have sex till after christmas. - aphexii

Wow, a master of his domain.:Q

No, my girlfriend is just 5000 miles away from me until christmas

Well, at least you should be getting a memorable Christmas present...

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Hahaha, you know I just put on my headphones to listen to some good music in the hopes of driving that garbage out of my brain.

Yea, I know that feeling... I need a new pair of headphones, I might have, err stepped on my current pair.

Back to my favorite subject...

Of course, she'll be so tired that she'll come over here and fall on the bed and be asleap within 30 seconds... That's ok, I would rather she was sleeping over here than at her place. I like watching her sleep, she looks so peaceful.

Then I can lay down next to her, put my arm around her, and fall asleap with her... I love doing that...

Since she'll probably sleep until noon, I'll wake up first and make breakfast, then serve it to her in bed (she likes that, thinks it is romantic). She has to work tomorrow and I'm picking up some funiture, so not much play time, but that also doesn't matter... I like having her around...

I'm such a softy...

Sigh...

Grasshopper

I FVCKING HATE YOU there is nothing in the world that sounds better then that

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: voodoo33500

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Hahaha, you know I just put on my headphones to listen to some good music in the hopes of driving that garbage out of my brain.

Yea, I know that feeling... I need a new pair of headphones, I might have, err stepped on my current pair.

Back to my favorite subject...

Of course, she'll be so tired that she'll come over here and fall on the bed and be asleap within 30 seconds... That's ok, I would rather she was sleeping over here than at her place. I like watching her sleep, she looks so peaceful.

Then I can lay down next to her, put my arm around her, and fall asleap with her... I love doing that...

Since she'll probably sleep until noon, I'll wake up first and make breakfast, then serve it to her in bed (she likes that, thinks it is romantic). She has to work tomorrow and I'm picking up some funiture, so not much play time, but that also doesn't matter... I like having her around...

I'm such a softy...

Sigh...

Grasshopper

I FVCKING HATE YOU there is nothing in the world that sounds better then that

Wow, someone's bitter.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: voodoo33500

I FVCKING HATE YOU there is nothing in the world that sounds better then that

She's still sleeping, she was tired last night!!! Poor thing, worked 19 hours yesterday, half of those on her feet!

I made breakfast awhile ago, but didn't have the heart to wake her, she needs her sleep. I went back in there awhile ago and just sat down and watched her sleep... she looks so peaceful...

Grasshopper

 

[wolf550e]

... yes please!

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: wolf550e
... yes please!

Austin Powers!!! Yea Baby!!!

Opps, she just woke up, she's taking a shower now, better go make breakfast again!!!

Later...

 

[Deeko]

Man its been....5 weeks now? That's rough enough, but that 5 week abscence was supposed to end this weekend, now it won't(even though I'm sure she'd be ok with it). 5 weeks is a long time...especially when you've totally decommissioned ol' righty.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: voodoo33500

I FVCKING HATE YOU there is nothing in the world that sounds better then that

She's still sleeping, she was tired last night!!! Poor thing, worked 19 hours yesterday, half of those on her feet!

I made breakfast awhile ago, but didn't have the heart to wake her, she needs her sleep. I went back in there awhile ago and just sat down and watched her sleep... she looks so peaceful...

Grasshopper

i dont really hate you. duh. what i mean is i want that and i was just kidding around

 

[waggy]

sex!? oh that pleasure me and the wife used to enjoy before the kid was born :frown:

not to mention the act that got us that kid

sigh.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: voodoo33500


I FVCKING HATE YOU there is nothing in the world that sounds better then that

Don't hate me, you will find someone wonderful too...

*Hug*

Grasshopper

 

[waggy]

oddly enough the post count on this was at 69

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: waggy
oddly enough the post count on this was at 69

lol

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: voodoo33500

i dont really hate you. duh. what i mean is i want that and i was just kidding around

*Hug*

Yea, but you will find it... Just be open, she will come along before you know it, and from someplace you least expect it...

This morning, after she took a shower, we ate breakfast together and talked for awhile. She left after a few hours, had to get ready for work again. Grr...

And don't think it is all fun and games, we do have fights... Mostly about my not seeing her often enough, her saying I don't understand about work (I do), and so on...

Grasshopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: waggy
oddly enough the post count on this was at 69

 

[BornStar]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

And don't think it is all fun and games, we do have fights... Mostly about my not seeing her often enough, her saying I don't understand about work (I do), and so on...

Grasshopper

You have a strange relationship. I have fights with my g/f but she takes the side of not seeing me enough and I go with her not understanding about work.