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Geekbabe

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: teqwiz
coulda had some an hour ago. Dang UT2003. She's snoozin now. :(
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My friend, you need your head examined...

Actually, your gf/so/wife needs hers examined...

If I was sitting at the computer and Thumper wanted sex, she wouldn't put up with "oh, just a minute, I'm playing a game". She'd come in here, grab the keyboard from me and hit me with it. Then she'd grab my arm and drag me away...

Grasshopper
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Pfffttt !! a true geek would just do you at the keyboard ........ :D
 
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Originally posted by: teqwiz
coulda had some an hour ago. Dang UT2003. She's snoozin now. :(
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There is probably a reason he turned it down...
and it ain't Unreal:p
 
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Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Pfffttt !! a true geek would just do you at the keyboard ........ :D
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I've got a confession to make... Thumper doesn't really like computers...

Yea, pick your jaws up off the floor... :D

She doesn't own one and doesn't understand why I like em...

She has once or twice walked in here and just turned it off on me... I used to get mad, but now I don't mind...

Grasshopper
 
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George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Buahahaha!! The best one so far! :D
 
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teqwiz

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: teqwiz
coulda had some an hour ago. Dang UT2003. She's snoozin now. :(
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My friend, you need your head examined...

Actually, your gf/so/wife needs hers examined...

If I was sitting at the computer and Thumper wanted sex, she wouldn't put up with "oh, just a minute, I'm playing a game". She'd come in here, grab the keyboard from me and hit me with it. Then she'd grab my arm and drag me away...

Grasshopper
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Pfffttt !! a true geek would just do you at the keyboard ........ :D
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Oh so true. She hates my comps. Dunno why she puts up with me. She's leavin next month antway. UT will still be here though.

 
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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. - Barbara Bush
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HOW the FVCK does she know?? is she indeed a man in drag?
 
bigrash

bigrash

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There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. - Elton John
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I believe Elton John stole that quote from Jerboy so you should give credit where credit is due.:D
 
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Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Sex

I'm sorry, I don't understand....

Speak English please.
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:Q

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Grasshopper27

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Lets talk about sex, baby; lets talk about you and me...

Oh damm... :D

Baff, you put that song in my head now... It is ALL YOUR FAULT!!! :)

Thumper gets off work in 40 minutes, I'm gonna call her and see if I can talk her into coming over tonight (yea, after working since 8:30am Friday morning, but stranger things have happened, depends on her mood).

Wish me luck! :D

Grasshopper
 
Geekbabe

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Lets talk about sex, baby; lets talk about you and me...

Oh damm... :D

Baff, you put that song in my head now... It is ALL YOUR FAULT!!! :)

Thumper gets off work in 40 minutes, I'm gonna call her and see if I can talk her into coming over tonight (yea, after working since 8:30am Friday morning, but stranger things have happened, depends on her mood).

Wish me luck! :D

Grasshopper
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Hahaha, you know I just put on my headphones to listen to some good music in the hopes of driving that garbage out of my brain. :)

 
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Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Hahaha, you know I just put on my headphones to listen to some good music in the hopes of driving that garbage out of my brain. :)
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:) Yea, I know that feeling... I need a new pair of headphones, I might have, err stepped on my current pair. :(

Back to my favorite subject...

Of course, she'll be so tired that she'll come over here and fall on the bed and be asleap within 30 seconds... That's ok, I would rather she was sleeping over here than at her place. I like watching her sleep, she looks so peaceful. :)

Then I can lay down next to her, put my arm around her, and fall asleap with her... I love doing that... :D

Since she'll probably sleep until noon, I'll wake up first and make breakfast, then serve it to her in bed (she likes that, thinks it is romantic). She has to work tomorrow and I'm picking up some funiture, so not much play time, but that also doesn't matter... I like having her around...

I'm such a softy... ;)

Sigh...

Grasshopper
 
Chaotic42

Chaotic42

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Originally posted by: grasshopper26


:Q

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Lol, I don't know if you're mocking me or if you want to kick me. :)

I don't expect that word to enter my vocabulary until I'm 26. Infact, at work in Mississippi, we placed bets, and I bet 32. I'll bump it down to 26 though.

Someone bet 50. Jerks... :p
 
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Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42


Lol, I don't know if you're mocking me or if you want to kick me. :)

I don't expect that word to enter my vocabulary until I'm 26. Infact, at work in Mississippi, we placed bets, and I bet 32. I'll bump it down to 26 though.

Someone bet 50. Jerks... :p
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What, the word sex? If you're old enough to post here, you're old enough to have the word sex in your vocabulary.

Or did I miss something? :D

In any case, I wasn't mocking you or kicking you, I was just playing along... I didn't think you were being serious... ;)

Grasshopper
 
Chaotic42

Chaotic42

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Originally posted by: grasshopper26
What, the word sex? If you're old enough to post here, you're old enough to have the word sex in your vocabulary.

Or did I miss something? :D

In any case, I wasn't mocking you or kicking you, I was just playing along... I didn't think you were being serious... ;)

Grasshopper
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I was just kidding too. I shy away from talking about sex, because I don't know much from personal experience. I've read some interpritations of bits of the Kama Sutra (the sex part of it, IOW) that my friend got by my recommendation.

A pimp I am not ;)

I'm 20 btw
 
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