Sex vs. Beer

[chrisms]

In a search for the word "sex" in the title and body of current messages, the first page turned of an average number of 84.15 replies per post.

In the same search for the word "beer," there was an average of 65.85 replies.

This leads me to believe people think of sex as more important than beer... could it be true?

 

[ThePresence]

Where's the poll?

 

I hope not.

 

[Riceball]

Yes it is true.

sex>liquor>beer

 

[chrisms]

But without beer we would have never discovered sex!

 

[moshquerade]

beer definitely is related to sex. i believe they are first cousins.

 

[DainBramaged]

DainBramaged > chrisms according to google. I win.

 

[TheChort]

YOU NERDS!

OF COURSE Sex > Beer!!
Beer is only a means to get sex. Beer is needed to find someone attractive, or in most of our cases, to make someone else find you attractive. Any other uses of beer is intended to put you in the mood and reminisce of times when beer led to sex.

If someone is unsure about what i just said, please PM so I can come over and pick up your man card
EDIT: If you're a girl, PM me with your address, have some beer and wait for me to come over...

 

[clamum]

I'd rate them evenly

 

ps. When you get older, beer still works, sex doesn't.

 

[rickn]

the beer comes first, the sex is dessert. dessert is better

 

[biostud]

It's because both boys and men talk about sex, while only men talk about beer.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Sex of course, damn nerds....

crazy wild monkey sex with a stranger, or intimate slow love making with your life long partner...both are better

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Where's the poll?

 

[joecool]

yes

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SampSon
ps. When you get older, beer still works, sex doesn't.

sure it does. you just need to use your beer to swallow some viagra.

 

[Gurck]

Sure it's true. Now sex vs. tequila is actually a tough choice...

 

[MAME]

sex > beer but I get tired of sex really quickly

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MAME
sex > beer but I get tired of sex really quickly

:shocked:

 

[aniepras]

moshquerade is here I feel this topic might actually get interesting

 

[oogabooga]

I pity mame's partner

heh sex > beer, but it isn't a big margin

 

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon
ps. When you get older, beer still works, sex doesn't.

sure it does. you just need to use your beer to swallow some viagra.

I'll pass on that.

alcohol > women.

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MAME
sex > beer but I get tired of sex really quickly

:shocked:

I hadn't been laid in 9 months until a week ago when my ex visited. I used to be able to go at it and enjoy it lots but even the first encounter was subpar for me. For her it was bliss

I look at girls and think I want to bang them but right after I climax I immediately lose all interest for a day

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: oogabooga
I pity mame's partner

heh sex > beer, but it isn't a big margin

she thinks I'm a god in bed, seriously

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

i vote for BEX